Bachelor #306 If you want the slap of reality, you have found it here."

One hundred and seventy-eight slaps of reality came before you.

Stand in line.

Body Parts Still Work

I Tie my Own Flies

2,416 Time is The Charm

Father of the Year

Is a Full Set of Teeth That Important?

Life Is Just Too Cool To Do Alone

I Would Sweep You Off Your Feet But......

I Want You to Look Good On My Arm

Flawed Man Seeking Imperfect Woman

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Sheridan From Mississippi

Got a Comb?

Beauty Is In the Eyes of the Beerholder

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I Like to Kiss My Dog

I Still Want Magic But A Party Favor Would Sometimes Work

No Room In the Inn?

I Don't Claim to Be the Dally Lama of Love

I Dance Like a Scared Octopus

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I Liketo Cuss But Always Try to Be Respectful

Mr. Excitement

John Dear

Your Search Is Over

Name That Sport

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Freud Would Be Proud

Prepositional Propositions

I Can Be Shallow If I Try

Present Tense Baggage Alert

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A Keen Sense of ....of....

Cafe Au Lait

Frankly, My Dear....

Lonely and Looking For Someone To Spend

Hello. I Live With My Ex-Wife and 3 Teenage Children

Looking For a Horse Woman

I'm a One Women Man

I'll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little.....

G-Rated Justice

I'm OK. You're OK.

Your Mama never Told you this Fairy Tale

I Think Most People Are Basically Good, If Only Deep Down

Looking To Take It Real Slow

Chatty Charlie

Love That Ocean Spray

If You're Looking For a Mama's Boy...

Never Been In a Bad Relationship, Just Ones that Broke Apart