Bachelor #29 Present Tense Baggage Alert!

Pay close attention to this not-so-subtle innuendo of an apparent impending divorce as this soon-to-be-bachelor describes his idea of a good relationship - while posting his photo on a dating site!!"I like being married and having one special person, it only hurts when she is mean and aggressive."

When asked to further elaborate on what he's learned from past relationships, he writes, "Do NOT put your wife in charge of your investments."

Got prenup?

Bachelor #4 ~ "Looking for my Next X"

"Openminded" begins this touching dissertation with another richly positive qualification: "Don't be shy. I'm shy enough for both of us. Let's chat."   Huh?
 
All prenuptial being equal, let's put this in perspective, shall we? Perhaps he's heard the boring buzz about online marriages and is bracing himself for the worst. Or maybe it's a case of low - or slow- self-esteem. I've decided to cheer him on. 

Pick an x any x.....