June 20, 2006

Bachelor #1 "Body Parts Still Work"

Yes, really.

Location: Sunnyvale, CA
Age: 42
Man seeking women (notice the plural)
Dating Site: HooMatchedIt.com
I choose to believe this is a huge cyber joke. Mistakenly re-routed from a John Hopkins Donor procurement program, perhaps? Webster's definition of Procurement 1. To attain possession of something, usually after exerting a substantial effort to do so.  

I can't make this stuff up, folks. 
Thank goodness in this case, truth is a stranger.

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