The news was shocking this morning.
Scarlett has barricaded herself in her hotel room and won't come out. Upon hearing the hoopla over the newly appointed sexiest woman alive, Scarlett Johansson, she is highly distraught.
In fact, she is having a hissy fit.
She won't eat.
Just keeps muttering something about a hifalutin' hussy.
I'm calling Mammy.
I'll try to convince her to come out and continue our interview by dark. I'll be back later this evening with an update.
Now, let's get back to frying bacon with Bachelor #92.