Bachelor #107 The Immaculate Correction

Just a little pun there, folks. You'll soon see why.

Age 33.
Location: Bethlehem, PA
Typical long list of outdoor guy activities. Proclaims his love for mountains and beach. Degree in cuddling. Mentions his mama. Twice. Yada yada yada.
Ho hum. ...
I was just about to click away when I read this:

".......and would love to meet a young lady with child to be there for her and the kids in good times and bad."

Rewind. Read that again.
YEP. That's what it said.

I thought it was just another random act of sentence slaughter until I noticed his exclamatory caption which said,

"God rocks!"
This truly enhances the meaning of the term 'soulmate.'

Bachelor #5 Father of the Year

And I quote......"Like so many other people I stayed for many years in a loveless marriage and all I have to show for it are the kids."

Need I say more?