February 10, 2013

Bachelor Of The Day #806 ~ "Eight Arms To Hold You"

You didn't drive yourself home last night, did you?

P.S. I am back with a new season of bachelors. And maybe a twist or two...

August 28, 2012

Bachelor Of The Day #802 ~ Warm Personality Club Now Accepting Members

"In am a lonely man who needs contact with a warm personality"

Maybe there's a 12-step group for that. Good luck.

August 27, 2012

Bachelor Of The Day #801 ~ Silly Dance Man

"I'm looking for a nice, normal, cute and witty girl! Somebody that will love my humor and laugh at my jokes and silly dances. Seriously, what happened to the girl next door?"

She moved.