Friday, July 3

Bachelor #480
"Speak To Me, I'm Listening"

Thursday, July 2

Bachelor #479
The Chair Thief

"I am a man who opens doors and pulls out chairs."



I saw you on America's Most Wanted. You chair thief!!

Tuesday, June 30

Bachelor #478
"True Love Has No Time"


And neither do I.

Bye!

Sunday, June 28

Bachelor #477
"i've been known to make a lass laugh !!”

If you say that three times real fast I'll bet I'll laugh my....never mind.

Saturday, June 27

Bachelor #476
"Untill We Meet Again For The First Time"

And the last time.

Friday, June 26

Bachelor #475
"Are you my missing Rib?"

The barbeque stain was a dead giveaway, wasn't it....

Thursday, June 25

Bachelor #474
"pilgrim seeks monogamous green single”

Have you tried phoning home?
(People. You can't make this up.)

Wednesday, June 24

Bachelor #473
"Well dres guy very fusey"

No thanks. I already have a short fuse.

Monday, June 22

Bachelor #472
A Diamond In The Ruff


And equally brilliant


Saturday, June 6

Bachelor #471
"Would love to find IT"

Okay...



Friday, June 5

Bachelor #470
"Teddy bear needs cuddling too"


I draw the line at fondling your stuffed animals.

Thursday, June 4

Bachelor #469
"Life is a picnic and I'm the ANT"


I knew you were a pest from the get-go.

Saturday, May 30

Bachelor #468
"Dont' Need To Marry Butt Wood"


Then why wood eye?
Time to split.

Wednesday, May 27

Bachelor #467
I'd Flip For You

"my hobbies are bronze sculpture,herbal medicine, acupunture, martial arts,chi gung. I will probably start flipping houses, starting with my own."


How strong do you have to be to flip a house?

Tuesday, May 26

Bachelor #466
I'm Laid Black


After reading that I'm just blue.

Wednesday, May 20

Bachelor # 465
Here's Your Sign

He writes, "On our dream date, my match and I would get lost in each other."

OK. I would bring a map and take a .....

Then you could just get lost.

Tuesday, May 19

Bachelor #464
The Bird Man Beaketh


"I frist started working when I was a young boy 'dont ask me how old I was' for I do not remeber my age at that time. HOw ever I was paper boy that deliver the new paper to the house and the paper was on the proch. Yes I did beak a few windows."


Monday, May 18

Bachelor #463
Slow Dancing In A Tortoise Shell

His headline simply read: "When critters unite."

That is so romantic.

You've been watching that Wild Kingdom show haven't you......


Sunday, May 17

Bachelor #462
"I love beautiful women all day every day"

At first I thought he was just another oops-I-didn't-mean-to-sound-so-stupid-in-my-headline guy. And then he said,

"My feeling on love-at-first-sight is Usually not. I just want to flirt with a girl and have a good time. Some one on one sex would be very good too!!!"

To which I replied,

My feeling on you-at-first-sight is Usually not.
Next!

Saturday, May 16

Bachelor #461
I Am Very Thusty For You


You're out of luck. I'm the empty glass type. Try the drink down the street.
Second hydrant on the left.