I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
Pay close attention to this not-so-subtle innuendo of an apparent impending divorce as this soon-to-be-bachelor describes his idea of a good relationship - while posting his photo on a dating site!!"I like being married and having one special person, it only hurts when she is mean and aggressive."
When asked to further elaborate on what he's learned from past relationships, he writes, "Do NOT put your wife in charge of your investments."
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