1. I've posted ten headlines and/or essay snippets below. Spelling errors from original profiles and are not my own. Write a comedic response to any or all of these. The more you can answer, the better your chance of winning.
2. You have until midnight Monday to send in your answers via email.
3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing
humor. I won't post inappropriate or sexually explicit responses.
Subtle is good! Otherwise, I get unwanted attention from sites I'd rather not attract. Just look through previous competitions if you're not sure where/how to cross the line.
4. I will announce the winner in Tuesday's post. You will get a link back to your site and a permanent place in my sidebar as a formerwinner -plus untold fame and glory.
GOOD LUCK! These are definitely challenging.
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THIS WEEK PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO SPELLINGS.
1. I am devorced but not better. Life is to short to be better. I try to look at the brieght side of things.I have not dated for 19 years so this is a strang feeling but good.
2. Oh, and the picture of the little boy is me when I was 5. Yes, that is an expert level lego for ages 16. That has been my primary source of pride throughout my life.
3. You must be within 25 miles of my city!! Why 25 miles? Because it's divisible by five. That's a reasonable distance to jump in my car and meet up and do stuff.
3. You must be within 25 miles of my city!! Why 25 miles? Because it's divisible by five. That's a reasonable distance to jump in my car and meet up and do stuff.
4. My best feature is my smill my highthim 6'3" tall and I shave my head.
5. Well? Are you just Going to Stand There?
6. I'm an easy going guy that aims to please and doesn't require much maintenance. The type that can take structural criticism without getting my feelings hurt.
7. All these heads and games what a waist.
8. The simple thinks are the most important to me.
9. Single guy looking for someone who is comfortable sitting at home or going out. Someone not worried about whether people see them dirty. My likes are wide.
10. Hi, I guess to make sure we are on the same page. I do not play head games, and want a relationship based on lies, or drama!!
Good Luck!
The last nine competitions.....
Round 8Round NINE Last Week's Winner - Frank Sirianni of Foxxyfyrre's Honk 'n Hollr
9 comments:
Hahaha! Oh, Mimi, these are hilarious. I'm no good with comebacks, but I have a jolly good laugh at all the submissions you get. Can't wait to read this week's reader comebacks!
Now my feelings are hurt - Round 8 is linked to Round 7 .... sob!!!
Glad to see you laugh, Lizza.
Linda - Don't cry. I'm fixing it as we blog.
Oh I shall have fun with these..sooo much fun...am laughing my butt off.
Ok, you got me, Mimi!
I've been trying sooo hard not to get involved in your dating game, but I've been irresistably drawn in today! :-D
I've just finished my answers, which I don't think are too bad for a first timer :-)
They'll be winging to you soon...
Woman - could you make these things just a little bit tougher?? Good Gawd Ya'll! Where do you find these idiots, er, people that write these to begin with?? This is gonna be a bear!
P.S.,
Thanks for the fix! ;-)
Bwahahaaaa! Can´t stop laughing - #10 is my favorite.
I´m just finished with my answers - the email is on its way to you. Can´t wait to read the others =)
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