Most are stand alone funny. Some need a little assistance. All are bizarre. Feel free to speculate.
Spelling errors not my own.
Having said that, I hope I don't misspell something.
I thought it would be interesting to post a
Comeback Challenge
If I haven't already done so (or if you can top me!) write a comedic response to any or all of these headlines. Or just sit back and enjoy what others contribute! I will write a separate post with those that tickle my funny bone and make sure you get the credit (with a link back to your site). Have fun with these headlines -
"I've fallen and I can get up."
"I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced."
"Someone to hold on too."
"Lost on the road not taken" (Maybe he can help the Sea Captain/ Bachelor #118)
"Big men need love too."
"Looking for a wifee."
"Back in play"
People who play together stay together."
"Straight up no bull##it. Everything's new."
(New bull, too???)
"I'm hopping to make new freinds."
"Let's go fly a kite together."
"Me needum. You gotum?"
"Let's go get a great tan all over."(I don't think he means all over Europe.")
"Rome wasn't built in a day."
"Crash into me."
"Forest needs Jenny."
"Tired of the bar seen."
And lastly.....I can't bear to think about it much less write about it.
"If you make a cow laugh, would milk come out its nose?"
Oh dear. You can't make this up.
2 comments:
"I'm not cynical. I'm just experienced." I guess you expect bad things to happen to you. You should.
"Someone to hold on too." Threesomes are ssoooo 90’s.
"Lost on the road not taken" Please stay lost.
"Big men need love too." Really. Let’s meet for a crate of Twinkies.
"Looking for a wifee." How wovey, dovey.
"Back in play" I don’t much care for theater. But good luck with it.
People who play together stay together." I assume then you’ve never played.
"Straight up no bull##it. Everything's new." Everything’s new except the bulls##t. Anyone who writes that must be really good at it.
"I'm hopping to make new freinds." Then it is good that I am a kangaroo.
"Let's go fly a kite together." Dude, you go fly a kite.
"Me needum. You gotum?" Tonto, go home. The masked man is lonely.
"Let's go get a great tan all over." Who brings the toothpicks to spread the toes?
"Rome wasn't built in a day." It only took 6 days for the earth. It took 15 minutes for Rome.
"Crash into me." Why, do you have really good insurance?
"Forest needs Jenny." Jungle needs Jane.
"Tired of the bar seen." Take the path less chosen and the bar less seen.
”If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose” There are too many good cow comedians already. Take a cow to the show. Then get back to anyone but me.
Bud....I'm so glad you commented and commented and commented. Very very funny! You've thrown down the gauntlet but I doubt anyone could top these. Consider yourself - and these witty lines - featured in an upcoming post. The "kangaroo" line tickled me greatly. I laugh everytime I read it. So silly. So funny. We all enjoyed. Thanks!
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