tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-299754762024-03-07T21:56:41.385-05:00Dating Profile of The Day<center><b><big>I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.</big></b></center> <center><i><big><big><b>Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.</b></big></big></i></center>
<center><big><b><i>Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.</i></b></big></center>Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.comBlogger1009125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-57602691470773499262023-10-05T14:27:00.001-04:002023-10-23T20:26:09.844-04:00Join us for Blog4Peace ~ Post4Peace NOV 4-5, 2023Welcome Peace Bloggers who Blog4Peace! Welcome social media posters who Post4Peaceon a myriad of social media platforms including Facebook, X (Twitter), Instagram and beyond! Wherever you are online, you can join our talented community for this annual worldwide event. We are represented on every continent and country in the world. This is our 18th year of peace Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-21426531301489359522022-06-05T16:20:00.001-04:002022-06-05T16:20:45.028-04:00A Way Back to Normal? Talk to me in the comments here or on Facebook. Happy Dating!
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-59520884166674863212022-03-26T15:12:00.004-04:002022-03-26T15:12:36.559-04:00Peace In Ukraine ~ Dona nobis pacem Click HERE to join usMimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-9785567650939434942022-02-18T13:08:00.000-05:002022-02-18T13:08:57.017-05:00Love Is In The Air? Valentine's Day has come and gone. I hope yours was wonderful!Covid is mmmmmaybe slowing down in some parts of the world. That's good news. People are beginning to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Good news! No more virtual dating?? Let's hope so. Face-to-face meetings may be making a comeback. GREAT NEWS!So, I say we replace that nasty little international virus bug with Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-8012516174277177902021-10-16T00:11:00.000-04:002021-10-16T18:42:34.216-04:0025 Funny Online Dating Profile Headlines
There are hundreds of examples of bachelor faux pas in the content of this blog, starting with our very first love-anomaly entitled, Body Parts Still Work. It was a moment. And so it began.
Finding love on the Internet became an international novelty, paving the way for unexpected blessings for many, indigestion for most. Many pitfalls (and marriages) later, internet dating has become an Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-35647667804930486562015-08-10T01:08:00.003-04:002017-07-05T19:52:14.568-04:00Share A Love Story Day
Things have changed in the world of dating since we began this blog in 2006. We hope for the better!
We'd like to hear more love stories.
Did you meet your significant other on a dating site?
Please share in the comment section below.
Thank you for visiting Dating Profile of The Day.
Good luck in the world of virtual romance. Peace!
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-60557660172585174702014-11-04T15:32:00.003-05:002017-07-05T19:51:49.260-04:00Dona Nobis Pacem ~ Blog4Peace
Today is Blog4Peace day in the blogosphere.
We are participating and hope you will too.
Graphic created by Dawn Drover in Newfoundland
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-37334943483485751812014-02-14T12:40:00.001-05:002021-10-16T19:04:27.344-04:00Happy Valentine's Day From The Bachelors at Dating Profile of The DayDating Profile of The Day Revived For Valentine's Day
I went searching in the file of love today to find the sweetest and most sincere profiles I could round up on the internet. It took me longer than I thought it would (!) so I'll just leave it at this...
Wherever you are today, whomever you're with and whatever is in your heart, I hope your day is filled with love and happiness.
Happy Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-28958057888972651392013-03-11T12:00:00.000-04:002017-07-05T19:50:36.352-04:00Dating Profile Bachelor Of The Day #809 ~ "Cordless Tool Seeks Recharger"
You're a Ruler??
Which country?
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-40601908008153591342013-03-10T21:44:00.000-04:002017-07-05T19:49:51.397-04:00Dating Profile Bachelor Of The Day #808 ~ "Not just staying on the porch anymore"
But does it mutter?
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-50092140413486356702013-02-17T10:55:00.001-05:002017-07-05T19:49:10.375-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #807 ~ "No crazy women, someone who is honest!"
Will an honestly crazy woman do?
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-82475346971674525502013-02-10T12:00:00.001-05:002017-07-05T19:47:54.268-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #806 ~ "Eight Arms To Hold You"
You didn't drive yourself home last night, did you?
P.S. I am back with a new season of bachelors. And maybe a twist or two...
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-64756714724349056472012-10-13T19:37:00.004-04:002017-07-05T19:43:06.503-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #805 ~ Timing is everything, and my watch broke
That was half-past lame.
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-72659307779852317972012-08-30T06:00:00.000-04:002017-07-05T19:42:03.154-04:00Bachelor of The Day #804 ~ Call 1-800-Date-A-Nurse
"I really need someone with patients and understanding."
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-32843072468976093682012-08-29T06:00:00.000-04:002017-07-05T19:40:52.302-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #803 ~ "It's hard to describe oneself in a nutshell"
How'd ya get in there anyway?
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-82384965261662211722012-08-28T06:30:00.000-04:002017-07-05T19:39:42.936-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #802 ~ Warm Personality Club Now Accepting Members
"In am a lonely man who needs contact with a warm personality"
Maybe there's a 12-step group for that. Good luck.
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-45724613297139505512012-08-27T06:00:00.001-04:002021-10-16T19:09:52.303-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #801 ~ Silly Dance Man
"I'm looking for a nice, normal, cute and witty girl! Somebody that will love my humor and laugh at my jokes and silly dances. Seriously, what happened to the girl next door?"
She moved.
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-61001385960144722902012-08-24T06:00:00.000-04:002017-07-05T19:37:14.313-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #800 ~ "looking 4 some1 2 spoil!"”
Looking for someone to spell.
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-30577375399324895642012-08-23T17:56:00.001-04:002017-07-05T19:36:15.523-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #799 ~ "I like to play with my earlobes"Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-90452017483699961192012-08-10T07:00:00.000-04:002017-07-05T19:30:33.816-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #798 ~ My Best Attributes Lie Within
"Thank you for looking at my profile. Sometimes the best attributes lie within. You will need to get to know me. And see if I meet your expectations."
You did not disappoint. You can lie with the best of them.
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-73125315937089876372012-08-09T09:00:00.001-04:002021-10-16T19:06:27.804-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #797 ~ I'm Just Trying To Help The Military
He writes, "I tryed to get back into the militray and I passed all of the Tests but I was told I need a wave to get back in."
Does this help?
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-50368948976606592462012-08-08T09:00:00.002-04:002021-10-16T19:07:39.910-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #796 ~ PaperBoy Strikes Again
"I was paper boy that deliver the new paper to the house and the paper was on the proch. Yes I did beak a few windows."
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-62301323926037359992012-08-07T07:30:00.000-04:002017-07-05T19:18:32.198-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #795 ~ "Looking four a girl i can treat good
Looking four the delete button
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-90085859059246125442012-08-06T06:00:00.001-04:002021-10-16T19:08:13.106-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #794 ~ "i want to listen to the radio with you"
I want to talk to the television.
I think we might be made for each other.
shhh....I hear music.
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29975476.post-24994139536753874362012-08-03T08:00:00.000-04:002017-07-05T19:14:59.913-04:00Bachelor Of The Day #793 ~ "I'm a drummer for a band in a correctional facility"
You can't make this up, folks...
Mimi Lenoxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01616635898420835541noreply@blogger.com3