July 5, 2017

25 Funny Online Dating Profile Headlines


There are hundreds of examples of bachelor faux pas in the content of this blog, starting with our very first love-anomaly entitled, Body Parts Still Work. It was a moment. And so it began.
Finding love on the Internet became an international novelty, paving the way for unexpected blessings for many, indigestion for most. Many pitfalls (and marriages) later, internet dating has become an accepted form of meeting people. As you will find on this blog, the road can be paved with hilarious twists and turns.

It's heartwarming to know that so many people still have hope for finding a mate.
Or just a date.

These profile headlines will leave you scratching your head and running for the nearest convent. Some are sweet. All are quirky. Others sheer cleverness!

We've created a convenient post today highlighting the next 25 bachelors in our roll call of romance (the first 100 bachelors listed here).
They bring their own brand of unusual.
We sincerely hope they all eventually found love and happiness. Enjoy!




25 Hilariously Funny Dating Profile Headlines


Grammatical errors not my own

Bachelor #101  Somebody PLEASE IM Him

Bachelor #102  Underwatercycling

Bachelor #103  Frau Right 

Bachelor #104  The most honiest person ull ever meet

Bachelor #105  The Real Thing

Bachelor #106  Surfer Looking For A Nice Wave

Bachelor #107  The Immaculate Correction

Bachelor #108  When I Grow Up I Want To Become a Meme

Bachelor #109  Unclean Women Wanted 

Bachelor #110  Fins and Friends

Bachelor #111  Tell me what you want to do next

Bachelor #112  He's So Confused

Bachelor #113  Life's to short to grab it while you can

Bachelor #114  Ready to move on

Bachelor #115  My most outstanding talent is ill show you later

Bachelor #116  He's a Brick House

Bachelor #117  Cloning Not Advisable 

Bachelor #118  Man At Sea Seeks Mermaid To Catch 

Bachelor #120  He's Having a Bad Hair Day

Bachelor #121  Wuff....I should have been a dog

Bachelor #122  Shakespeare's In The House

Bachelor #123  I only date women who want to make peace globes

Bachelor #124  Unmentionables

Bachelor #125   Barefoot In The Dark;


The first 100 bachelors can be seen HERE







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