October 27, 2006

Bachelor #118 "Man at Sea Seeks Mermaid to Catch"

OK. I'll bite.

The first line reads (written, mind you, to lure and impress all living-breathing mermaids)....
"I seen your profile. How did you ever think of all that to say on the write up?"
Oh, brother.

Geographically challenged and adrift in his home state of Missouri.
Man At Sea lives in Kansas City. Have you noticed an ocean in the midwest lately?
I think he might have a problem floating his boat.
He's all over the map. Literally.

The guy's just all washed up. (OK. I'll stop with the silly puns.)

Plays not 1, not 2, not 3...but FOUR stringed instruments - none of which belong in an orchestra. My favorite line from this ad? "People tend to look better when they smile. I try to smile a lot."

And then the line that explains why this artsy sea captain is lost in the Kansas City Ocean.
"Life has taken a tole on me."


Anonymous said...

There is something indeed fishy about all this...

WanderingGirl said...

I think he'll catch someone hook, line, and sinker.

And with all that smiling, you'd think he was overcompensating!