October 17, 2006

Bachelor #107 The Immaculate Correction

Just a little pun there, folks. You'll soon see why.

Age 33.
Location: Bethlehem, PA
Typical long list of outdoor guy activities. Proclaims his love for mountains and beach. Degree in cuddling. Mentions his mama. Twice. Yada yada yada.
Ho hum. ...
I was just about to click away when I read this:

".......and would love to meet a young lady with child to be there for her and the kids in good times and bad."

Rewind. Read that again.
YEP. That's what it said.

I thought it was just another random act of sentence slaughter until I noticed his exclamatory caption which said,

"God rocks!"
This truly enhances the meaning of the term 'soulmate.'


WanderingGirl said...

Do you think he'll date the woman who replies, "I Roll!"???

Bazza said...

It's not my intentiom to be blasphemous but was his name Joseph? And does the lady have to be called Mary? After all you have to consider his location.

Matt said...

oh God.