Bachelor #427 Sail On Silver Girl

"As my sails that had perfect wind released in them, a steady wind that was blowing through them at a heading that should have seen my passion, my dedicated, my longing to be loved, was lost as quickly as the winds came."

I'm lost already.
Next.

Bachelor #426 Better To Eat You With, My Dear

"one thing you will see first about me i have big blue eyes.I am a very caring person.and beleave it or not somtimes caring to much will bite you.lol"

I can beleave that. I'll just be leaving....

Bachelor # 425 Mimi's S.O.S.

He writes, "if i got stranded on an island i want a woman that is so special i wouldnt even start a signal fire."

Allow me.

Must I do everything?

Bachelor #424 "Learn CPR, Save A Life"

"Working on an Ambulance for a living is very challenging and rewarding.
The hours are long and the pay is small. I meet a lot of different people from all walks of life. Every day is different. At this time I have a girl friend, who is a nurse. Maybe she is the one."

The only "1" you need is 911 'cause you're gonna need CPR when she's sees this profile.

Bachelor #423 "8 Inches"

Off the ground?

Bachelor #422 It's Always Sprigtime When In Love”

Sigh.

Bachelor #421 "lets go swiming together on the moon"

The following is his entire profile:
i like light stars bars cars and scares clubs shows
trucks motorcycles smokes videos to make i enjoy good food
traveling plants smiles im done ty

I'm betting you've have one too many smokes.
I'm done, too.....I'll just exit.
Moon Left.
Thank you.

Bachelor #420"90% of the The Game Is half mental"

Wrong. 10% is mental. 90% is just a game.

I'd like to buy a vowel please.

Bachelor #419 "Buns Up and Grinning"

I wonder if he means this kind......something tells me no.

I am so not amused.

Bachelor #418 The Name's Magnet.....Chick Magnet"

Perfect. I can see you're already stuck on yourself.