I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
OK folks. Let's get back to reality. "99% of baseball is half mental" is a Yogism. You know Yogi Berra of "It ain't over till it's over" fame. It's a classic baseball line...
Wrong. 10% is mental. 90% is just a game.
9 comments:
The bachelor is only HALF mental? Like the Wheel of Fortune, he is going round in circles!
Umm... just how dumb do you have to be to misquote Yogi Berra!
I mean really. The quote was: "Half of this game is 90% mental."
And he meant baseball.
Jeez.
Otherworldly - Nooo....
Jean-luc - And he's making me dizzy.
Mojo - Ha!
That is very not at all too smart of a thing to be saying in an ad that other people may be reading!
And that is all I have to say about that!
OK folks. Let's get back to reality. "99% of baseball is half mental" is a Yogism. You know Yogi Berra of "It ain't over till it's over" fame. It's a classic baseball line...
Melody - These snippets are not meant to be smart. That's what makes them so scary.
Bud - Strike Three! He's out.
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