Bachelor #446 "There's More Than Just A Man Inside Of Me"

You heard the lady.

Next!!

(nice legs, btw)

Bachelor #445 "I Teach Marital Arts"

Your marriage must have been a real kick.

Bachelor #444 Does This Profile Make Me Look Fat?

No, it just makes you look stupid.

Bachelor #443 "Throw Another Ken On The Barbie"

You're too old to be playing with dolls.

Bachelor #442 You Only Live Ones

What about twos?

Two is a very nice number.
Tres?
Cats have nine lives but who's counting?
Which one are you talking about??!

Why did I ask? He writes....

"The one that lives one day at a time day by day.
Not in the pass."

I so want to become a none.

Bachelor #441 Straight up no bull##it. Everything's new."

New bull?
Thank you for taking the time update your bullshit resume.
The line formed yesterday......

Bachelor #440 I'm A Rounded Person

That's a relief. I can't stand square people. It's so 70s.
You're not 70....are ya?

Bachelor #439 Crash Into Me

"Why? Do you have really good insurance?"

(not my comeback)

Bachelor #438 Immaculate Correction

Age 33.
Location: Bethlehem, PA
Typical long list of outdoor guy activities. Proclaims his love for mountains and beach. Degree in cuddling. Mentions his mama. Twice. Yada yada yada.
Ho hum. ...
I was just about to click away when I read this:

".......and would love to meet a young lady with child to be there for her and the kids in good times and bad."

Rewind. Read that again.
YEP. That's what he said.

I thought it was just another random act of sentence slaughter until I noticed his exclamatory caption which said,

"God rocks!"

This truly enhances the meaning of the term 'soulmate.'

Bachelor #436 "If love were oil, I'd be a quart low!"

If Love were an engine…you'd be a cracked block.

Comeback credit: Katherine from Wading Through My Stream of Consciousness (2006)