I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
You can't make this squat up.
7 comments:
Someone thinks they're clever and show that they are a moron. Nice approach...
Bud - It was a subtle attempt that produced a less-than-gentile image. I am not amused.
Squatting? Spurs? Dunno 'bout him... Sounds dangerous, or at least pointy and sharp.
Waitaminute - you're a QUEEN, aren't you? You're supposed to use "the royal we"! As in, "We are not amused." ;-)
Spurs. Hmmmm. Ride 'em Cowboy ... ahem... Cowgirl ... whatever....
Don - I love writing in third person but it drives folks nuts...I'll try the "royal we" approach next time. Good point!
LPF - lol...
I dunno... sounds like good advice to me.
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