January 29, 2007

Bachelor # 155 She'd Have to Get Me Pregnant First!


I was convinced this statement was a single guy's way of humorously answering the inevitable are-you-going-to-marry-her question; that is, until I found Bachelor #155's profile. Looking rosy, slightly plump and all a-grin he writes,


"I am a new father, my baby is actually due in the spring time. I'm pretty excited, it's a new experience for me."
And just when I thought I had this all figured out.

2 comments:

Bud Fisher said...

These people should not breed. Period.

Desert Songbird said...

Proof positive that you never know what you're gonna get when you wade into the breeding pool...