November 27, 2007

The Comeback Challenge Results ~ Round 48
They Have T-issues


With only five questions to answer this week I wondered.......would they bring the snark? You be the judge. I must confess. These were tough. Next week I will return with my usual ten. There's a certain flow you get into with this comedy. It wasn't lost on our comedians this week. Half the questions but double the laughter! Here are four hilarious comeback challengers turning on the sass. And speaking of sass. Up first is a very funny lady from Connecticut.

Contestant #1 Linda from Are We There Yet?

1. Love the outdoors. In-fact, when I'm not inside you'll probably find me outside.
And outside is where you should be - barking up another tree because this one is just not interested. =2

2. I like crybaby movies and cuddly-warm people.



You have tissues, don't you? (Get it, 'tissues' instead of 'issues'?!? Oh never mind!) = 3


3. Trying to find ying for my yang.
Try the Chinese grocery store down the street; I'm fresh out! =2

4. Brainy Butt Cute
Yes, your butt is cute but your brain is non-existent. =2

5. Im a family man looking for frindship not a mouther for my children they have one.

I don't even know what to say to this one; I'm speechless! =1
Total Points for Linda = 10


Contestant #2 Lance Riley from Solitary Views

1. Love the outdoors. In-fact, when I'm not inside you'll probably find me outside. There are no more choices? =2


2. I like crybaby movies and cuddly-warm people.
people? your open to suggestions? =1

3. Trying to find ying for my yang.
She got on the last train far from you!!! =1

4. Brainy Butt Cute
has anyone seen pinky? =3

5. Im a family man looking for frindship not a mouther for my children they have one.
I don't think I could make sense of that statement if I was drunk, stoned, and on caffeine! good luck. =1

Total points for Lance = 8



Contestant #3
Bond from The Big Leather Couch
1. Love the outdoors. In-fact, when I'm not inside you'll probably find me outside. You say hello, and i say goodbye...so get OUT =3

2. I like crybaby movies and cuddly-warm people.
You really have your feminine side figured out - don't you? =2

3. Trying to find ying for my yang.

Trying to find a door for my exit =3

4. Brainy Butt Cute
Scared and leaving =2

5. Im a family man looking for frindship not a mouther for my children they have one.
Thank goodness they have mouths....now do you have a brain? =1



Total points for Bond = 11


Contestant #4
Anyhow from Singapore

1. Love the outdoors. In-fact, when I'm not inside you'll probably find me outside. How did you ever deduce that Mr Sherlock? =2


2. I like crybaby movies and cuddly-warm people.
Sorry, I prefer not to be covered in tears and sweat after the movie is over. =1

3. Trying to find ying for my yang.
another page from the "If you can't convince them, confuse them" book. =3


4. Brainy Butt Cute
I hate smart asses. =3


5. Im a family man looking for frindship not a mouther for my children they have one.
I believe children make friends rather easily. Try bringing them to your nearest playground. =1

Total points for Anyhow = 10

Congratulations To The Big Leather Couch! "You say hello. I say goodbye" is now stuck in my head for the rest of the night. Very funny, wiseguy.



Anywho comes in 2nd. Sorry, folks. I had to ignore the dreaded bleeper this time. His answer to "Brainy Butt Cute" was just too perfect. Please forgive me for breaking my own rule (just this once....OK?)



Linda tied with Anyhow for second place - her "You have tissues, don't you?" C.R.A.C.K.E.D. M.E. U.P.

Goodnite! T-issues?

Bwwaaahhaaahaaaa.........

3 comments:

Linda said...

Gol-darnit! Lost to a man yet again! I swear, they know how to make comebacks to their own sex so much better than we women do, it just isn't fair!

I'm going to have to try to round up some more ladies to play so we can get some male-butt over here!

Linda said...

Oops, I meant we need to kick some male-butt not get some male-butt! Pardon the typo!!

The Minute Man: Colin Chang said...

hehe. The competition will be gladly accepted. Bring on the girls! LoL