Welcome to the 48th round of The Dating Comeback Challenge. The theme? Stupidity.
There, I've said it.
November 24, 2007
The Comeback Challenge Round 48 The Leftover Version
I found less than intelligent profile headlines and stopped there before I my cranium broke. I'd like to save my brain for that one day when I do find Mr. Wonderful. I prefer it remain intact. Besides, I neeed to end this game before President Bush pardons some of these turkeys.
And anyway or anyhow (depending which contestant you are......just a little joke there), I thought you might need an abbreviated version. You'll have more time to eat turkey leftovers this way. Save a drumstick for me. OK? Here we go.
Remember, questions are from the original profiles. Spelling disasters are not my own. See rules below.
Remember, questions are from the original profiles. Spelling disasters are not my own. See rules below.
1. Love the outdoors. In-fact, when I'm not inside you'll probably find me outside.
2. I like crybaby movies and cuddly-warm people.
3. Trying to find ying for my yang.
4. Brainy Butt Cute
5. Im a family man looking for frindship not a mouther for my children they have one.
Now do you see why I had to STOP??!
1. I've posted ten five headlines and/or essay snippets below. Write a comedic response to all of these. Spelling errors are from original profiles and not my own.
2. You have until 11:59 pm MONDAY EDT to send in your answers via email. VERY IMPORTANT: Type "Saturday Comeback Challenge" in the subject line and include the name and url of your blog. Otherwise, I could overlook it in the bulk mail or something equally disastrous.
3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing humor. I will not post inappropriate, mean-spirited, or sexually explicit responses. There is a way to be funny without blatant innuendo; in fact, I think that's funnier.
4. I will announce the winner in Wednesday's post. You will get a link back to your site, a permanent place in my sidebar, and a winner's badge for your blog --plus untold fame and glory! Mostly untold.
GOOD LUCK!!
To my American players, I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving!
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