November 24, 2006

Dating Profiles Saturday Comeback Challenge! (Round 3)

Readers! It's time for my weekly war of funny guys and gals to outwit each other. Are you game?
(Even if you don't want to play, PLEASE don't miss the ten quotes below. They are just too funny.)

Thus far, Bud stands undefeated -including a narrow miss/tie with Canadian artist Frank Siranni of Honk 'N Hollr/Frank's Black and White Art Blog last week.
Click here for last Saturday's competition.The Rules: I've posted 10 headlines and/or essay snippets below. Write a comedic response to any or all of these. Most are stand alone funny. Some need a little assistance. All are bizarre. Write a comedic comeback of your own or just sit back and enjoy what others contribute.
I will write a separate post with those that tickle my funny bone and make sure you get the credit (with a link back to your site). Have fun with these headlines. I can't wait to read your comedy!

You have until midnight Monday to send in our answers.
Post them as comments or send in a separate email. I will announce the winner in Tuesday's post. Good luck!


1. I get along well with all kinds of people and never judge anyone until I spend time with them.

2. I love to go out to eat and shop but I also love to stay in and play with my toys.

3. Give Me a Spin

4. One of the Last Hopeless Romantic Men
5. Get a hold of me and let's see what happens.
6. Good ole Boy Seeking Good Women

7. I have all ten fingers and all my toes. If you are lucky I will show you some magic tricks.

8. Looking For the Other Half of Me

9. Are you ready for the Mile High Club?

10. I love to watch a good movie cudding on the couch

The Undefeated Champ........(almost)

15 comments:

Bazza said...

Howdy Miss MiMi! I jes telled Ma I’m gonna have a go at this here lightnin’ reeposte. She’s real impressed. She sez sumtimes my brains frighten her! I got lots of time to think ‘cos Saturday’s my bath night, (but last year it came around on a Sunday.)
(Two hours later:) Well dang me Missy Mimsy. I caint git my brain in gear. I know, I know. I’m as surprised as you are.
I’m gonna haff to get my poncey friend Bazza to have a go! He’s a big girl’s blouse but his good with words an all. I’ll be seein’ you in my dreams.
By the way Ma sez you looking a bit pale in your pitcher in your grown-up’s blog, she sez you need to get out more.

Bazza said...

Hi Mimi, you may have noticed I let Cowboy use my computer. He's getting kinda forgetful and he forgot to sign in under his own name! What a crazy guy!

Bazza said...

1. I get along well with all kinds of people and never judge anyone until I spend time with them. He must have made a lot of his cell-mates very unhappy.

2. I love to go out to eat and shop but I also love to stay in and play with my toys. Beware of the advertiser who plays with himself.

3. Give Me a Spin. I think he means give him a toss!

4. One of the Last Hopeless Romantic Men. It’s so painfully obvious that I don’t even need to say it.

6. Good ole Boy Seeking Good Women. I wonder how many he can handle at one time?

7. I have all ten fingers and all my toes. If you are lucky I will show you some magic tricks. And if you’re very lucky you can see his webbed feet.

8. Looking For the Other Half of Me. Let’s hope it’s the top half that’s missing.

10. I love to watch a good movie cudding on the couch. I think he means chewing the cud.

Lonesome Cowboy said...

Hey Miss Mimi. Thet Bazza's reel smart, Buddy boy must be aquaking in his bootz.
An there's nothing wrong with bein hopelessly romantic.
Ma said I'm hopelessly demented and I do beleeve thats the same thing aint it?

Epiphany Alone said...

I know who my daddy is, and he is goin' down...

1. I get along well with all kinds of people and never judge anyone until I spend time with them.

I assume everyone else is an asshole. It saves time.

2. I love to go out to eat and shop but I also love to stay in and play with my toys.

Are you looking for a date or a babysitter?

3. Give Me a Spin

Give Me a Break.

4. One of the Last Hopeless Romantic Men

You're right about the hopeless part.

5. Get a hold of me and let's see what happens.

Get a hold of yourself.

6. Good ole Boy Seeking Good Women

Sorry, the idea of menage-a-redneck really has no appeal.

7. I have all ten fingers and all my toes. If you are lucky I will show you some magic tricks.

If I was lucky, you would've left on your shoes. Ewww!!

8. Looking For the Other Half of Me

Keep looking.

9. Are you ready for the Mile High Club?

Are you ready for The Out-of-luck Club?

10. I love to watch a good movie cudding on the couch

Moo.

Mimi Lenox said...

You are definitelyBud's daughter. You have his wit and his competitive streak. Now.....let's see if the Great Bud Weiser can top this! GREAT ANSWERS. Thanks for participating.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bazza....Well done, my friend. My favorite is #1. Ma would be proud.

Mimi Lenox said...

Cowboy! Where have you been? I've missed you so. And what have you done with Bazza?!

P.S. Tell Ma I will send her a box of crayolas for her birthday so that she can color me in....if she lives that long.

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Mimi Lenox said...

Dear Lonesome...Your Ma is a brilliant woman. You are hopelessly demented but in a lovable sort of way. Mimi believes you are also hopelessly romantic ...but really, dear Cowboy, you must take a bath more than twice a year. Miss Mimi might have feelings for you if you did. That's the only thing standing in her way. I'm so attracted to your grammatical epiphanies. Sigh.

P.S. Thank goodness you're not in this competition. I might have shown favor. Shhhh....don't tell. And by the way, I don't think Sir Bud wears boots.

Mimi Lenox said...

This just in from Bond over at http://bondsbigleathercouch.blogspot.com Good luck, Bond!


1. I get along well with all kinds of people and never judge anyone until I spend time with them.

I only wish the Judge who heard my case felt the same way.

2. I love to go out to eat and shop but I also love to stay in and play with my toys.

If you get along with your toys so well, then exactly why do you need to meet someone else?

3. Give Me a Spin

Does this mean I can tie a rope around your neck and pull?

4. One of the Last Hopeless Romantic Men

Hopeless..no doubt...Romantic...it is in question... Man.. I doubt it.

5. Get a hold of me and let's see what happens.

Slips my fingers around your neck and squeezes.. OH LOOK YOU TURNED RED!

6. Good ole Boy Seeking Good Women

What, your mother, aunt and sister aren't enough for you?

7. I have all ten fingers and all my toes. If you are lucky I will show you some magic tricks.

I have one finger to show you.

8. Looking For the Other Half of Me

Looking for a complete person..not looking to care for someone.

9. Are you ready for the Mile High Club?

You must be high to think I am.

10. I love to watch a good movie cudding on the couch
Cudding?
Isn't this something a cow does?.


http://bondsbigleathercouch.blogspot.com - take a seat on THE COUCH and relax.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

This undefeated thing is WAY too much pressure. Somebody, please win. Thanks in advance!


1. “I get along well with all kinds of people and never judge anyone until I spend time with them.” Great. Let’s get together. Then please judge me. Then shoot me in the head.
2. “I love to out to eat and shop but I also love to stay in and play with my toys.” Please get your Mommy for me. 6 year-olds should not be on a dating site.
3. “Give Me a Spin” First I will blindfold you. During the spin I will run away.
4. “One of the Last Hopeless Romantic Men” Good for you. No sense giving you reason to hope, then.
5. “Get a hold of me and see what happens. Before or after I get sick?
6. “Good ole Boy Seeking Good Women How many do you need?
7. “I have all ten fingers and all my toes. If you are lucky I will show you my magic tricks.” I’d only like to see one. You disappear.
8. “Looking for the other half of me” Really. Is it a left/right thing or a top/bottom thing? If (Or is that like a “half-face” on a profile)
9. Are you ready for the Mile High Club? Are you ready for the Award of “Worst Opening Line Ever”?
10. I love to watch a good movie while cudding on the couch. Then it is lucky that I am a cow. Movie & cudding? It doesn’t get better than that.

Mimi Lenox said...

Great answers, Bud! But that half-face profile comment might just do you in. Are you trying to throw the competition? Inquiring minds want to know.

Jan said...

1.Done alot of time have you?

2. Sometimes I like to shoot strangers who share TMI, and sometimes I like to stay in and think about shooting them.

3. I can't, I forgot my Dramamine.

4.I recomend counceling for those feelings of hopelessness.

5.Get a grip.

6.Sorry indifferant woman here.

7.My parole officer said after the last magician I shot, no more magic shows.

8.Sorry, I am all me!

9.Not if you're the welcoming committe!

10.Well I know a few cows you could cudd with, here's the number to the dairy farm!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Mimi-
The half face thing is not part of my answer. I have no idea what it means or how it got there.

I blame elves. Tis the season...

Bud