I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
This made me laugh out loud. But you know, I was the kind of girl who would ask the really pathetic looking guy in the corner to dance b/c I thought he might have some hidden potential.
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Getting boweled while on a horse that's riding photography goes nowhere!
Could have been worse; could have disembowelling.
Besides his love of boweling, I'd watch out for his "camping" bit. At 47 he should be able to afford a hotel.
He probably only does "dutch" at the restairants, too.
belated happy Thanksgiving
WanderingGirl.....You're so right, girlfriend.
Bazza....What an awful thought. I think I'll call him right now for a date! Don't you think I should??
You do have a point, Bud. A good one!
This made me laugh out loud. But you know, I was the kind of girl who would ask the really pathetic looking guy in the corner to dance b/c I thought he might have some hidden potential.
Me, too! But tell me....what hidden potential is there here, Maryam??? Can you see any redeeming qualities? Inquiring minds want to know.
Well there is the dark hair and the hazel eyes...
So tell me, are you in the market for a date? You know that I met my husband on a blind date and am a notorious matchmaker...
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