Dating Profile Bachelor Of The Day #808 ~ "Not just staying on the porch anymore"

But does it mutter?

Bachelor Of The Day #807 ~ "No crazy women, someone who is honest!"

Will an honestly crazy woman do?

Bachelor Of The Day #806 ~ "Eight Arms To Hold You"

You didn't drive yourself home last night, did you?

P.S. I am back with a new season of bachelors. And maybe a twist or two...

Bachelor Of The Day #805 ~ Timing is everything, and my watch broke

That was half-past lame.

Bachelor of The Day #804 ~ Call 1-800-Date-A-Nurse

"I really need someone with patients and understanding."

Bachelor Of The Day #803 ~ "It's hard to describe oneself in a nutshell"

How'd ya get in there anyway?

Bachelor Of The Day #802 ~ Warm Personality Club Now Accepting Members

"In am a lonely man who needs contact with a warm personality"

Maybe there's a 12-step group for that. Good luck.

Bachelor Of The Day #801 ~ Silly Dance Man

"I'm looking for a nice, normal, cute and witty girl! Somebody that will love my humor and laugh at my jokes and silly dances. Seriously, what happened to the girl next door?"

She moved.

Bachelor Of The Day #800 ~ "looking 4 some1 2 spoil!"”

Looking for someone to spell.

Bachelor Of The Day #799 ~ "I like to play with my earlobes"