An Apology To My Readers

I know I haven't been around lately. Something had to give. And for a while, it was this blog. I hope to be blogging this insanity again by the middle of the week.
I miss the humor.
I miss the continuity.
I miss your hilarious comments.
I miss my readers.

Thanks for peeking in and checking from time to time. I am on the mend and ready to get back to normal (me?) soon.
The butterfly will take you to my main blog in the short meanwhile.

Have a wonderful Sunday.
I'll see you soon!

And will somebody tell me how to get rid of those blasted snowflakes? It's almost Easter for Heaven's sakes!

Feeling Under The Weather

What I write about on my other blog.
I'll be back in a few days.

Dona Nobis Pacem: Shadow On A Stone ~ Voice Of Our Time
One Banana, Please
Lie To Me And Other Fantasy Men
What I Came To Say
What A Wacky Meme
I Never Dreamed Home Would End Up Where I Don't Belong
Halleblujah, The Church of Blog
Mama's Jail
I'm On A Cuddle Cleanse
Blue Fog In Bloggingham
Please Hurry Before Your Flowers Start To Wilt
I Don't Want To ReWrite The Lines
If I Were A Word I'd Be Oops
Flannel and Nitrous Gas
An Unexpected Meeting
I'm Ready For My Closeup, Mr. Demille
The Hardest Meme Ever
Equal Time To Female Nonsense: The Men Speak
Katy Never Was A Jackass To Me
I'd Like A Sexy Brain To Go, Please
The Maybelline Mirror Of Life: Oh Lucky You
Peanut Butter Cowlicks
BlogBlast For Peace ~ Coming To A Blog Near You!
How To Get Your Peace Globe 2009
Wrong Boots. Wrong Tree
The Other Half of Me (Uncensored) The 100 Things Meme
A Queen's Gotta Do What A Queen's Gotta Do
A Message From Homer From The Queen
Monday Mimisms: A Little Birdie Told Me
Enough!
Who Is Susan?!?
Sunday Stealing: The Random Question Meme (I Shall Attempt To Be Funny)
'Tis A Gift To Be Simple, 'Tis A Gift To Be Free
He Looked So Tall On My Wall
Watch Out For Falling Ornaments (A Randomly Stupid Day)
What's It All About, Alfalfa
Going To Pot
Trying To Look Like Jackie-O
Moonwalking and Concrete Trees
Long Hair and Poppyseed Puckers
A Call To Send Our Peace Globes To The White House
The State Of My Pencil Skirt
Ten Honest Things
This Is America (Mimi on Inaugural Caffeine)
So I'm Worried
An Attack Of Ataraxia
Anyhow! Nobody Told Me It Was The End of The World
Ten Reasons I Should Have Stayed In Bed Today
Voices From India: Comrades In Peace
I can make my own Hallmark thank you very much
How's My Girl?
I Did Not Have Tic Tacs With That Woman!
Hugh Hefner and The Brady Bunch
The Ethical Treatment of Ann Coulter and Lobsters
The Lasagna That Died
Monday Mimisms: I Just Wanted A Can of Coffee
The Cannon Fodder Meme
The Peanut Episode
When He Smiled
Cucumbers, Carrots and Caviar
Saturday 9: Your Bestest Day
The Christmas Meme
An Imaginary Conversation with Daddy

Will That Be One Lump or Two?
Ditz Calls To DitzMama's Jail

Papa's Petals
Chicken Soup Is Not A Projectile ~ Ten Reasons I'm Not Going To The Inauguration
Sleeping In A Hurricane
Maestro Mimi and The Sins Of The Soprano
I Don't Want To Be A Kiwi
Gone With The Wind: The Blog Version
Mimi In A Minute
It Really Wasn't About the Dress
The Doll Box
Cuddling 101
Baby Boy's In A Plane, Mimi's In a Panic
I Think I'll Look Good In Black and White Stripes

A Certain Grace

The Silence of Peace: Papa's Marbles
Buttons
Supper With Daddy

Queen on Caffeine
Liar! Liar! Boots On Fire!
Blog Angels, Batteries and Cheese Toast
Sunday Stealing and Fightin' In The Castle
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Screams
She Was a Tad Touched In The Head

No I Do Not Ride A Mule

A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To The Blog
I Wanna Be A Jezebel

Skirts On a Plane

I'll Take That in Large Bills

Jesus Has My Socks

No I Do Not Ride A Mule

I Promised Not To Cry

Behind The Bushes

On a Crime Spree: The Queen Has Cracked

When Jesus Twiddles His Thumbs
If You Weren't Married, I'd Kiss You
>a href="http://mimiwrites.blogspot.com/2008/11/reason-27-to-fly-peace-globe-georgia-on.html">Reason #27 To Fly A Peace Globe ~ Georgia On My Mind
Don't Hate Him Girl
Mimi Remembers 9/11

You Can't Drive Your House
Break Is Over
27 Reasons To Fly A Peace Globe
The BlogBlast For Peace Meme ~ Memeing The Movement
Grounds For Divorce
Sometimes The Queen Is Cranky
Mimi Morphs ~ The Sad Soapy Tale

Bachelor #435 Like A Bridge Over Nutty Waters

Headline: "boy howdy lets climb a moutain ha ha”

Age: 48 going on 12
Location: River Bank USA
Profile: Amusing and in its entirety below
Photo: Doing a karate chop under a bridge

(imagine crazy man on riverbank above)
He writes.....

"how do its cold out side i,am posting 2 lofts for rent & a building i,am selling & truck & a jeep & wood stoves & cleaning house & my garage ha ha & my landury ha ha can,t wate till it gets warm ,,,,on the bike or the rag top or the lake ha he ha ha its he ha woops & a cold beer..but hey the sun it out & that makes all cool well & a 3hr computer class on how to load stuff for sale this is allsome & listing to 80 ,s rock some billy idle wish,n i had a girl to sunggle with ha ha o yes !!!out doors & raceing & sun sets & bike rideing & good times later gals"

Put your laundry in the dryer and please, for the love of all that is holy, get off this site.

Bachelor #434 "On market, but, NOT FOR LONG!”

Somebody foreclosed, didn't they?

Bachelor # 433 "Looking For That Spark"

Allow me

Bachelor #432 "Let's Hit The Town!"

What did it ever do to you?

Bachelor #431 Nature Guy

Hello, My name is Andy. I'm here to meet people, for fresh conservation.

Sorry. I'm fresh out.
And I need a drink.

Bachelor #430 Take Me Out To The Bird Bath

"I Love Bird watching- If you love to watch the flitting, fanciful nature and playing of birds, discovering bird watching in your own backyard can really be a joy.

It's amazing how many different kinds of birds you can observe. If you haven't ever noticed many birds in your backyard, there are a few things that you can try in order to attract them. With bird baths, a couple of bird houses and different types of bird feeders, it won't be too long before you have some special visitors out back."

How do the neighbors feel about your naked bird bath frolicking?

Bachelor #429 "Into each mans life a littile rain must”

Fall.
Dammit.
Fall.

Bachelor #428 "Retired Thug"

"i'm new to this state. i left a different life behind me.....i'm looking forward to a new one...once we get to meet you'll find out a whole lot about me"

You're from Chicago, aren't you?