I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
Easy to get along with? Sounds like a serial killer. Take Ted Bundy for example: he was so charming and "easy to get along with" until he hogtied his date in the back of his car and smashed her scull in. Friend: "So, how was your date last night?" Ted: "You know? She was so easy to get along with." Yep. In true X-files style: Trust no one ;)
'Easy to get along with' sound the scariest of all. So is a teddy bear and someone who is holding a shotgun. It's remarkably easy to get along with them as well!
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Easy to get along with? Sounds like a serial killer. Take Ted Bundy for example: he was so charming and "easy to get along with" until he hogtied his date in the back of his car and smashed her scull in.
Friend: "So, how was your date last night?"
Ted: "You know? She was so easy to get along with."
Yep. In true X-files style: Trust no one ;)
'Easy to get along with' sound the scariest of all. So is a teddy bear and someone who is holding a shotgun. It's remarkably easy to get along with them as well!
I hate to say it, but both of you have a point.
Another bites the dust.
Sigh.
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