I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
For some reason this one made me think of that movie "Silent Hill" with the crazy religious people wanting to sacrifice the girl. Ugh, I still get shivers down my spine. NEXT!
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For some reason this one made me think of that movie "Silent Hill" with the crazy religious people wanting to sacrifice the girl. Ugh, I still get shivers down my spine. NEXT!
Why do I smell a cult? lol
I recall what Ladytrurh said above.
Anyway a mad knife-weilding maniac might say the same thing. I can't see you getting religous experience out of this one.
Did the text of his profile have any references to "waiting for the mothership"?
LadyTruth - Now that you mention it...
Mejis - You have a keen sense of smell indeed.
Jean-Luc - I really think I should pass.
Jean-Luc - I really think I should pass.
Mojo - Now THAT would have made sense!
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