I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
Does this guy even realize what the heck he's saying?!? "Hi, I know I'm a flaming addict, but I haven't even STARTED recovery yet...please date me!" 52 cards short of a deck, 9 players short of a team, 100 pennies short of a buck, 16 ounces short of a pint - any of these would have done nicely! But I suppose that no matter how you count it, he's still ZERO in the end...
5 comments:
Perfect!
His head might be as thick as a brick, but there is no mortar holding the contents together!
Does this guy even realize what the heck he's saying?!? "Hi, I know I'm a flaming addict, but I haven't even STARTED recovery yet...please date me!" 52 cards short of a deck, 9 players short of a team, 100 pennies short of a buck, 16 ounces short of a pint - any of these would have done nicely! But I suppose that no matter how you count it, he's still ZERO in the end...
Bud - Glad you approve!
Jean-luc - Ha ha!
Don - Unfortunately, you are correct.
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