I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
14 comments:
That's like calling my grandfather "little boy"... Where's Homer when you need him?
Ladies beware! You have to carry this date around.
May also lapse into stretches of Donny Osmond tunes when you least expect it.
"Paging Doctors, Lao Tzu and Freud."
"Paging Doctors, Lao Tzu and Freud."
"Please come to Room 405."
"We have a mid-lifer with a death grip on the center."
"We have a mid-lifer with a death grip on the center."
"Drs. Lao Tzu and Freud. Room 405."
TTFN!
Melody!
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Poor puppy!
Don - Homer was appalled!!
Jean-luc - Good advice!
Melody - Ha!
Spinner - Great to see you!!!!
What self respecting woman would want this?
There is an animal shelter down on 44th.
You got that right...
Dragonfly - My point exactly.
Pamela - I think he's already there....
Bud - Just what I want - puppy love.
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