December 29, 2008

Bachelor #384
Got Liver?


"Food?, love it! Anything but Liver. She should be sensitive, well educated, and takes care of herself physically. Everything in moderation, right?"

I've never known a liver personally, but I'm sure you could find one somewhere.
It must be hard to realize there are no physically attractive livers.
Are you always this picky?

5 comments:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Some will need new livers as theirs is used up.

Mimi Lenox said...

Jean-luc - You do have a point. Have a wonderful New Year's, Captain!

Bud Fisher said...

He should liver and let liver...

Mimi Lenox said...

Uh huh....

Don said...

But what about with fava beans and a nice Chianti...?

(Just channeling my inner Lechter...)