I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
9 comments:
Give me a reason to go for a fixer-upper.
Albeit self-aware...
Just shoot him...
I wouldn't waste the ammo.....
Has insight but no motivation change. Avoid at all costs.
Dragonfly - I wonder if his first name is Jack..
I'm sorry, all I can do is laugh - and I've actually read this before! I think this guy needs an emergency personality transplant, stat.
Don - Do you know a good surgeon?
I get the feeling he's one of those guys who'd prefer a "full bottle in front of me over a full-frontal lobotomy."
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