The Comeback Challenge Round 54 RESULTS Go Fork Yourself

What can I say? Something is amiss in my thinking this week. Well, I have an excuse. I decided to do something akin to insanity. I tried to push a wheeled piano across the floor BY MYSELF.



I was fine. Superwoman. Until the next morning.


So between muscle relaxers and pain killers - which gave me scary dreams, no sleep, scary dreams, no sleep, too much sleep, more scary dreams - I'm one brick short of a load. First, did you notice contestants, that there are only 9 questions and a tie-breaker? I left out question 10. Then a contestant wrote to say, Uhh...Mimi.....weren't you going to only do this BI-WEEKLY?
I could only stutter...."Yep." And I really have no reason for completely forgetting my new scheduled blog format and forging ahead again with a weekly competition except that I'm just not thinking! No. Let's just blame it on the muscle relaxers and the bad dreams.


ARRGHHHH! I just hit ENTER and this post published prematurely. STOP.....take it back.....Noooooo. Which is exactly what I said yesterday when I dropped my hair dryer into the toilet. It has been an unusually weird week in many respects. And this in the week we meet the Spoon People. You know it's weird when the contestants are begging me to put down the bleeper before they even start the game. I opened my mail with fear and trepidation yesterday.
But you did make me laugh today and I sure could use one. Now let's see if I have to use that bleeper before it flies in the toilet as well.


I need more drugs.
And don't hate me because you're bleepable...........

Contestant #1 Bond from The Couch checks in with his Memphis flavor of humor.


1. Dogs like me cause I'm crazy sniffable.
Which can be a bad thing when the posse is following your trail =2


2. Are you woman enough?
Only for someone who is man enough and you ain’t it brotha =1

3. I love to spoon.
Is that because you have no teeth and can only eat soup =2

4. I can't spoon alone.
But can you go fork yourself? =3

5. I Have All My Teeth and Hair On My Head
That must make the kids laugh when you walk down the street, but I prefer my men to have teeth in their mouth =2


6. Queen me, please?
No problem…off with your head… =3

7. I'm like a barrell of monkeys.
Ride that barrel over those waterfalls please =1

8. Some say that I look like Charles Manson
The cross carved in your forehead should have been carved MUCH deeper =1

9. I've got sunshine in a bag.
Would you please slide that bag over your head? =3

Tie-Breaker: Wanna play twister naked?
Wanna play hang-man naked? Here is the noose… =2


Total points for Bond = 20 + 2 = 22

Contestant #2 Spinners from Michigan from

My Life As We Think I Know It

1. Dogs like me cause I'm crazy sniffable.
Sure it's not because they smell a turkey? =1

2. Are you woman enough?
Just by asking that shows you're not man enough =1

3. I love to spoon.
Maybe you should go get forked.=2

4. I can't spoon alone.
Yet I'm sure you've tried =1

5. I Have All My Teeth and Hair On My Head
Yet you still seem to be talking out of your "blank"
is that clean enough :) =3 (Mimi is laughing......)


6. Queen me, please?
Abracadabra, you're a queen =2



7. I'm like a barrell of monkeys.
Fun for about 2 minutes, then just irritating =3



8. Some say that I look like Charles Manson
Others say you smell like Charlie Tuna, neither is attractive =3

9. I've got sunshine in a bag.
I have a gun in mine, go away =1



Tie-Breaker: Wanna play twister naked?
No, but I'm sure Bachelor # 8 will play with you =2

Total points for Spinners = 17

Contestant #3 Last week's champion Carrie from Asara's Mental Meanderings is back to defend her title


1. Dogs like me cause I'm crazy sniffable.

Is that Oscar Meyer in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? =3


2. Are you woman enough?
Sweetie, I'm more woman than you could ever hope to handle. In fact, don't plan on handling any of this woman any time soon! =2

3. I love to spoon.
Me too! Ice cream, jell-o, I spoon it with the best of them! =1

4. I can't spoon alone.
I know, they're just terribly complicated inventions, aren't they? They really should come with instructions. =3

5. I Have All My Teeth and Hair On My Head
Will you please put your dentures back in your mouth?! =2

6. Queen me, please?
No problem, here's your dress, wig, and microphone, you're up next! Work it, girl! =2

7. I'm like a barrell of monkeys.
Small, hairy, and annoyingly loud? =2

8. Some say that I look like Charles Manson
Including that nice policeman over there.. see you in 50 to life! =1


9. I've got sunshine in a bag.



Could you please let it out? There are enough people with SAD these days. =1

Tie-Breaker: Wanna play twister naked?
You go first.. I'll spin the spinner. ..What? Camera? No idea what you're talking about. *click* =1

Total points for Asara = 17


Contestant #4 Mr. Lance from Solitary Views


1. Dogs like me cause I'm crazy sniffable.
I can only picture the greeting now. I think I'll perfume my but... =2

2. Are you woman enough?
Not even close. any more stupid questions? =3

3. I love to spoon.
When your having tea or soup? what do you prefer? =2

4. I can't spoon alone.
oh yes you can, all you need is a magazine, a floor..... oh yeah, and a spoon. (Try not to think about this readers) =2

5. I Have All My Teeth and Hair On My Head
What about toes and fingers on your hands? =2

6. Queen me, please?
That's it, I'm telling the Bishop. =3

7. I'm like a barrell of monkeys.
oh my god, where? like the bedroom or at a dinner table? cause, this could go either way... =2

8. Some say that I look like Charles Manson
Consider me Los Angele's . (when you get caught) =2

9. I've got sunshine in a bag. =1
I don't even want to know, but, whats in your wallet?...

Tie-Breaker: Wanna play twister naked?
Go back to your Google image search, I'm not interested. =1

Total points for Solitary Views = 19

Contestant #5 The lean and mean
n Anyhow from Anyhow Blogs in Singapore is here to represent. Let's listen....

1. Dogs like me cause I'm crazy sniffable.
Have you ever noticed where dogs like to sniff other dogs? You must smell just like that too. =1

2. Are you woman enough?
I definitely am. Which unfortunately means you're not man enough for me. =2

3. I love to spoon.
What ever happened to the good old hobbies like playing chess or collecting stickers? =2

4. I can't spoon alone.
I found your perfect match. Look up bachelor number =3

5. I Have All My Teeth and Hair On My Head
Grandpa! Stop playing with your dentures! =2

6. Queen me, please?
I'd rather pawn you. =3

7. I'm like a barrell of monkeys.
Full of nonsense and irritatingly noisy? =2

8. Some say that I look like Charles Manson
They lied. You obviously look more like Marilyn Manson. =2

9. I've got sunshine in a bag.
I've got pepper spray in a bag. Stay away. =3

Tie-Breaker: Wanna play twister naked?
Sure. My Right foot - Your bum. =1


Total points for Anyhow = 20 +1 = 21



Contestant #6 Lee from Tarheel Ramblings brings the snark. Here goes....


1. Dogs like me cause I'm crazy sniffable.


Good, I know a St. Bernard who's looking for a date. = 2


2. Are you woman enough?
Enough to know you're a loser! =2


3. I love to spoon.
Good, spoon some arsenic on your oatmeal. =2


4. I can't spoon alone.
You want me to spoon the arsenic for you? =2


5. Have All My Teeth and Hair On My Head
Why are your teeth on your head and not in your mouth? =1

6. Queen me, please?
I'd rather crown you with a baseball bat. =2

7. I'm like a barrell of monkeys.
How's that? You're smelly and you pee in your hand? =1

8. Some say that I look like Charles Manson
That's what happens when you've been in prison for over 35 years. =1

9. I've got sunshine in a bag.
Put the bag over your head and give yourself a tan. =3

Tie-Breaker: Wanna play twister naked?
With you around, I wouldn't even play twister in a Victorian gown. =1


Total points for Lee = 16


Contestant #7 Frank the Canadian who lives in a cave and is always on the run. Check out his blog and see! He's a mess!!
(and he's the only one who didn't mind his manners and told me that #10 is missing...He must be itching for the dungeon....)

1. Dogs like me cause I'm crazy sniffable.
You are saying you are like a dog's favorite bone, or its favorite tree. And you're saying these are MY choices. = 1

2. Are you woman enough?
Wo- You are ENOUGH -man. =3

3. I love to spoon.
Oh Just Go Buck a Fuffalo! See, I Like Spoonerisms Too.(I Blow this one's Meepable, Rut I Couldn't Besist. hee tee) =3

4. I can't spoon alone.
I don't fork around.(But I hear the Knife is a real cut up, ha!) = 3

5. I Have All My Teeth and Hair On My Head
Either way, consider this a complete brush off.(Does he even need to floss? Eeewww) =2

6. Queen me, please?

Maybe some other Knight.(Maybe I can pawn him off on Sir Elton John) =3


7. I'm like a barrell of monkeys.
But I won't be your topp banana.(If I was, I'd split) =3

8. Some say that I look like Charles Manson
Damn, my first name just happens to me Marilyn. =2


9. I've got sunshine in a bag.
If you can't even remember her name, don't even think you can bag me.(I wonder if it was paper or plastic?) =1


10. Hey #10, where did you go? He must suffer from Premature Comebackulation.(It's worse than Comebackus Interuptus!) BLEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tie-Breaker: Wanna play twister naked?
OKAY, ME FIRST Twister <--> Naked Cyclone <--> Nude Psyche-Lone <--> NewDey Psyche-ura-Lone <--> Ne-o-Day Psyche-youra-Lone <--> Two-o-DayPsyche! You're Alone <--> Today! =3


Total points for Frank = 21

Congratulations to Frank Sirianni of Foxxfyrre's Honk & Hollr with 21 points

2nd place = Bond's Big Leather Couch

3rd place = Anyhow Blogs

Charlie Tuna? Oscar Meyer? Knights? Queens? Bishops? Pawns?

I'm going to lie back down now.