The Dating Comeback Challenge ~ Round 51 Dimples and Dutch Fishermen

Welcome back to the 51st edition of The Dating Comeback Challenge (formerly known as The Saturday Comeback Challenge and then just The Comeback Challenge and why are you telling me this name nonsense, Mimi?) It's simple. It's my blog and I'll change the name if I want to. So there.

Have you noticed I'm cranky?

Here's why. As I write this I am only halfway thru researching for this challenge and my stomach is already churning with nausea. DEAR LORD. This cannot be happening to me! Is this what my dating life boils down to? I can't take it anymore!!! First I met Mr. Dimples, then Big Ugly, the dutch king, the inmate and the fly guy - all in the same competition.

OK. I'm over it. I'll be OK. Really....

Maybe not. You be the judge. Note: Spelling errors are from the original profiles and not my own.

1. I be true to you.

2. My best quality is my dimple when I smile.

3. Im lost need help too find me

4. I prefer that for the first few dates, we go dutch, so if that puts you off, oh well.

5. I like darker hair, prefer longer, a little more top heavy, red hair and green eyes will make me very week in the knees, also nice long dark hair with deep brown/black eyes, will have the same effect.

6. I have been to prison twice and sober since 2001.

7. Shy fly guy

8. My friends call me Big Ugly. So I'm looking for a woman who can see past that.

9. One of the biggest things I can say about me is that I am who I am

10. Fisherman looking for someone to put on

Tie-breaker: I like to have a person that will make me go out like to a movie or out an set in a restront or go out an do things I like my quit times

Good luck. If you're looking for a date, you wont' find it here.

I'm going to lie down now.

1. I've posted ten headlines and/or essay snippets below. Write a comedic response. Spelling errors are from original profiles and not my own. 2. You have until 11:59 pm MONDAY EDT to send in your answers via email. VERY IMPORTANT: Type "Dating Comeback Challenge" in the subject line and include the name and url of your blog. Otherwise, I could overlook it in the bulk mail or something equally disastrous. 3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing humor. I will not post inappropriate, mean-spirited, or sexually explicit responses. Some comebacks are unavoidably sexual in nature. Just remember - subtle is good. 4. I will announce the winner in Tuesday's post. You will get a link back to your site, a permanent place in my sidebar and a winner's badge for your blog --plus untold fame and glory! Mostly untold.