The Comeback Challenge ~ Round 52 Results ~ 1 Cup Lunatic

It's been a very strange week. And getting stranger by the second it seems. I've been trying to post this competition for three hours. In the middle of scoring the game, Blogger scored a scheduled outage. Don't they know they're holding up progress here? Then the pictures made spaces appear in the middle of the text, formatting did not work, I lost all my font colors and on and on and on. Started over. When I finally resumed the judging I had to whip out my dreaded bleeper three times. But what funny answers! And you warned me before the axe even fell on your humor. I felt sorry for the new players. I couldn't decide. To bleep or not to bleep. I bleeped. I unbleeped. Someone said to me recently, "Well, you are just so prissy." I get it! Lighten up, Mimi!I'm trying to get over it. Really I am.But what do you expect when the first question deals with "paranormalists." Don't you think that guy in the mirror is a little off?And the man in the picture below just looks wicked.......So were the contestant's answers. Here's what happened. Contestant #1 Bond from The Big Leather Couch 1. Paranormalist seeks quirky people And looking in the mirror has not cut it for you yet then I imagine.. =2 2. Live by day. Fly away from you by night.. =2 3. lets find are selfs Let’s not and say we did =3 4. I can't rain all the time So, you are telling me it’s not raining men? HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!! =2 5. If there's a will, there's away.If that is true, I am willing myself away from you =2 6. Let's hold hands at the mall. Is there a sale on losers there this week? =3 7. Better than a spoonful of cookie dough Not sure that spoonful will help =1 8. 10",6'” How about 100 yards - the distance the restraining order will keep you away from me =2 9. 1/2 cup of funny and 1/2 of sugar 1 cup lunatic =3 10. women that are interesteed send me some Arsenic? Dynamite? What else can I send to help you end it all? =1 Tie-Breaker: A book without pictures. Let's start with my negative qualities. Lets; you probably don’t own any books without pictures… =3

Total points for Bond = 21

Contestant #2 Asara's Mental Meanderings 1. Paranormalist seeks quirky people What, you don't see enough of them at work every day? =1 2. Live by day. Oh gosh, I'm sorry.. did I forget to mention I'm a vampire?=2

3. lets find are selfs I found mine.. it's in English class. Don't see you though... =2 4. I can't rain all the time Is that a crow? I hear Eric Draven doesn't take kindly to plagiarists.. especially bad ones. =1

5. If there's a will, there's away. I hope it's far, far away. =3

6. Let's hold hands at the mall. OMG that is such a wicked cool idea. Maybe after, my mom can drive us to a movie too. We'll drop you off at the door so you can get the tickets, and I'll be right in after we park the car. I swear! =2 7. Better than a spoonful of cookie dough

Don't lie. The only thing better than a spoonful of cookie dough is a spoonful of brownie batter, and you sir, are no brownie batter. =3 8. 10",6'" Let me introduce you to my friend Thumbelina. She's just your size..er.. type! =2 9. 1/2 cup of funny and 1/2 of sugar No amount of hash brownies will get you a date with me! =1

10. women that are interesteed send me some

Bribes won't get you anymare. =3

Tie-Breaker: A book without pictures. Let's start with my negative qualities.

Because I really need more reasons to turn you down. =2

Total points for Carrie = 20 Contestant #3 Anyhow Blogs from Singapore 1. Paranormalist seeks quirky people Try looking in the mirror. =3 2. Live by day. Fly by night. =2 3. lets find are selfs I doubt anybody wants to find you though. =1 4. I can't rain all the time Err. Ok, and what are you're other superpowers Mr Rainman? =2 5. If there's a will, there's away. Other than being in your will, I want to stay away. =3 6. Let's hold hands at the mall. Ok. I can hold my best friend's hand and you can hold that mean-looking security guard's. =1 7. Better than a spoonful of cookie dough ********* (Did I hear a BLEEP!?) BLEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will you people ever learn? But funny......

8. 10",6'" 0". That's the number of dates you'll be getting with a line like that. =2 9. 1/2 cup of funny and 1/2 of sugar Make a whole cup of funny-tasting syrup. =2 10. women that are interesteed send me some Ok, I sent anthrax via snail-mail, chernobyl by email and a radioactive waste by FEDEX. =1 Tie-Breaker: A book without pictures. Let's start with my negative qualities. How about we start with your positive qualities, that way we can end it much faster.

=3

Anyhow from Singapore scores 17 (it was the dreaded beep...) But funny!

Contestant #4 Spinners from My Life As We Think I Know It

1. Paranormalist seeks quirky people Psychiatrists finds case study =3

2. Live by day.

I think you have it backwards Dracula...now step into the light =2

3. lets find are selfs Okay I'll look over here, You look over there where it says mine field =1 4. I can't rain all the time Yet you still look all washed up =3 5. If there's a will, there's away. Here's a will, you get nothing, now go away =3 6. Let's hold hands at the mall. Can I touch your eyes? =1 7. Better than a spoonful of cookie dough

And just as smart =2 8. 10",6'" Obviously we're talking about your IQ =2

9. 1/2 cup of funny and 1/2 of sugar Makes you a half-wit that melts in the rain, be careful around bachelor #4 =2 10. women that are interesteed send me some

Put down your credit card and step away from the porn sites studly =1 Tie-Breaker: A book without pictures.Let's start with my negative qualities The first one is that you have no positive qualities =3 My life as we think I know it Spinners total score = 20

Contestant #5 Daddy Papersurfer

1. Paranormalist seeks quirky people The last time I jumped, I was nekkid and covered in syrup =2

2. Live by day. Dead by night - paid up member of Non-Vampire Union - bite me! =2

3. lets find are selfs

I wouldn't know where to start looking for elves botties =1

4. I can't rain all the time Just in case I'll bring towelling pyjamas. =2

5. If there's a will, there's away. Why oh why isn't there a 'y'? =3

6. Let's hold hands at the mall. That would be handy - I'm a bit unsteady on my feet due to my enormous .................... bank balance. =2

7. Better than a spoonful of cookie dough I quite like cookie dough - if it's at the right temperature. =1

8. 10",6'” BLLEEEEPPPPPPPPPP!! Daddy Papersurfer: We forgot to tell you about the dreader bleeper. Welcome to the Challenge!

9. 1/2 cup of funny and 1/2 of sugar That makes 1 cup - if you have another, I'm interested =1

10. women that are interesteed send me some What? - hints on spelling? =2

Tie-Breaker: A book without pictures. Let's start with my negative qualities. Oh yes, get the best bit over first - good idea =2

Total points for Daddy Papersurfer = 16

Contestant #6 Lee from Tarheel Ramblings

1. Paranormalist seeks quirky people

I thought paranormalists looked for ghosts? Poof, I'm outa here. =2

2. Live by day. ...vampire by night. =2

3. lets find are selfs "And thank you for lettin' me be mice elf again." I like Sly and the Family Stone too. =3

4. I can't rain all the time But you can be cloudy all the time. =2

5. If there's a will, there's away.

Hi, I'm Will, so go away. =3

6. Let's hold hands at the mall. Let's wave goodbye at the mall, instead. =3

7. Better than a spoonful of cookie dough Sorry, I'm on a diet.=2

8. 10",6'” Why are men so obsessed by size? And you have two? =

Where is my bleeeeepppeeerrrr????

9. 1/2 cup of funny and 1/2 of sugar Sounds like a recipe for disaster.' =2

10. women that are interesteed send me some My favorite mare just mailed you some horse apples. =3

Tie-Breaker: A book without pictures.

A picture is worth a thousand words. You should have used pictures! =3

Total points for Lee = 22 points

Congratulations to........

First place winner = Lee from Tarheel Ramblings - your first win. And you've proven you're a force to be reckoned with.

Second place winner = Bond from The Big Leather Couch

Third place winner = Asara's Mental Meanderings (sharing the girl power funnies!) Her "and you so, are no brownie batter".......cracked me up.

Hope to see you again.

Yes, you, Daddy PaperSurfer from across the pond. You know you wanna play.....