November 13, 2007

The Comeback Challenge Round Results Round 47 ~ Fish Fear Me








Welcome to the 47th round of The Dating Comeback Challenge - the aquatic theme. There's something fishy around here!

I thought this week's questions were "challenging" but not to fear. The contestants brought their A games. My favorite response was from that funny guy from Singapore, Anyhow who writes Anyhow Blogs. The question was "Looking For the Write One" and his comeback? "She wrote off into the sunset after reading what you said."
Ha!
With smarts like that in the dating pool, there's hope for me yet. Let's see what the comedians have to say this week to our strange bachelor gene pool. Remember, questions are from the original profiles. Spelling disasters are not my own.
Contestant #1


from Solitary Views in Canada
Click here for his published version of this competition!

1. I am an easygoing guy that is known for being a smart arse, I found it to be a good survival technique.Ever challenged a menopausal grandmother? welcome to Internet dating! =22. Wise Men Don't Play Leapfrog with UnicornsLet's take a moment to visualize this... =3 Must have been a good reason, not a trophy material? =3
4 I don't like being alone. The voices in my head get too loud!Perhaps being alone is exactly what you need. =1
5. I'm just an enigma, if your wits are about you, try and figure me out.I'm more of an action or western person myself. =16. YES I AM LOOKING FOR A WIFE NOT TO FAT AND NOT TO SLIM A WIFE ONLYAnd what do you look like Mr. Wonderful? =27.Looking For the Write OneFinished with the blow up one? =1
8. Allow Myself To Introduce MyselfAllow yourself to remove yourself. =3
9. If Ignorance Is Bliss, I Choose IgnoranceIf ignoring you is wrong, I choose not to be right. =310. Fish Fear Me, Women Want Me...To stay scaring the fish. =2

Tie-Breaker: My hook is baited! Waiting For a NibbleI think your line must be snagged. =2


Total points for Lance = 21

Contestant #2
from The Big Leather Couch in Memphis, Tennessee

1. I am an easygoing guy that is known for being a smart arse, I found it to be a good survival technique.
I find a good survival technique is to stay away from people who spell it arse… =1


2. Wise Men Don't Play Leapfrog with UnicornsFortune cookie wisdom? OK, I will play along… Wise woman does not allow those who speak in proverbs to have their number. =1
3. A Fish Thrown Back Into The Sea!followed by a stick of dynamite to finish it off. =2

4 I don't like being alone. The voices in my head get too loud!The voices in my head are screaming ‘stay away from him’ =1
5. I'm just an enigma, if your wits are about you, try and figure me out.I would rather give myself an enema =2

6. YES I AM LOOKING FOR A WIFE NOT TO FAT AND NOT TO SLIM A WIFE ONLYYes, I am looking for someone NOT you =3
7.Looking For the Write Onesugneuha alpoeer shoiereir – guess I do not qualify =3

8. Allow Myself To Introduce Myself
A bad imitation of Mick Jagger =2

9. If Ignorance Is Bliss, I Choose IgnoranceAnd I am bliss not knowing you =1
10. Fish Fear Me, Women Want MeI smell rotten bait =3

Tie-Breaker: My hook is baited! Waiting For a NibbleCalling the police to report your hook =3Total Points for Bond = 19


Contestant #3
from Singapore author of Anyhow Blogs

1. I am an easygoing guy that is known for being a smart arse, I found it to be a good survival technique.So what tricks can this clever donkey do? =1

2. Wise Men Don't Play Leapfrog with UnicornsThey get men like you to do it for their leisure. =1

3. A Fish Thrown Back Into The Sea!Which means you're probably too small to do anything with. =3

4. I don't like being alone. The voices in my head get too loud!Maybe they would go away if you stopped talking to yourself? =2
5. I'm just an enigma, if your wits are about you, try and figure me out.No thanks, I think playing websudoku is a bigger challenge. =2

6. YES I AM LOOKING FOR A WIFE NOT TO FAT AND NOT TO SLIM A WIFE ONLYNo wife is going to leave her husband for someone like you. =2
7. Looking For the Write One
She wrote off into the sunset after reading what you said. =3
8. Allow Myself To Introduce MyselfSure, you can introduce yourself to the exit over there. =2

9. If Ignorance Is Bliss, I Choose IgnoranceI'll choose ignorance too, if that means I can ignore you totally. =3
10. Fish Fear Me, Women Want MeI think you got it wrong buddy. It's the fish that want you. =3
Tie-Breaker: My hook is baited! Waiting For a NibbleBut first you have to put the hook INTO the water right? =1
Total points for Anyhow: 22




Contestant #4

from My Life As We Think We Know It ~ Michigan

1. I am an easygoing guy that is known for being a smart arse, I found it to be a good survival technique.

...releases rabid hyenas. Joke your way out of this bwahahaha =2

2. Wise Men Don't Play Leapfrog with Unicorns

Then why do you look like you've just been gored =1

3. A Fish Thrown Back Into The Sea!

I'm sure with good reason =1
4. I don't like being alone. The voices in my head get too loud!

This is your conscience...jump off the cliff =3
5. I'm just an enigma, if your wits are about you, try and figure me out.

You're not an enigma, just confused and think people like you =2
6. YES I AM LOOKING FOR A WIFE NOT TO FAT AND NOT TO SLIM A WIFE ONLY

better hope she's not looking for a husband who's not too dumb =3
7.Looking For the Write One

One(in cursive) now will you leave? =3
8. Allow Myself To Introduce Myself

I'm schitzophrenic and so am I =3
9. If Ignorance Is Bliss, I Choose Ignorance

We already knew that =3
10. Fish Fear Me, Women Want Me

Sounds like you need a female fish =3
Tie-Breaker: My hook is baited! Waiting For a Nibble

What a worm! =3

Total points for Spinners =24
Contestant #5
from Foxxfyrre's Honk 'n Hollr in Canada
Click here for his own published version of this competition with an I Dream of Jeannie twist.

1. I am an easygoing guy that is known for being a smart arse, I found it to be a good survival technique.
That's not easygoing, that's just plain laziness to let your smart arse do all the thinking for you. =22. Wise Men Don't Play Leapfrog with Unicorns

You might as well try! You're not bearing Frankincense, Gold, or Myrrh, are you. =2
3. A Fish Thrown Back Into The Sea!
Why did it beach you in the first place?
Don't tell me, I already know. =1
4 I don't like being alone. The voices in my head get too loud!
Turn the volume down on your Blackberry! =2
5. I'm just an enigma, if your wits are about you, try and figure me out.
To Mensa through minutia isn't that puzzling. =3
6. YES I AM LOOKING FOR A WIFE NOT TO FAT AND NOT TO SLIM A WIFE ONLY
Shouldn't you be looking for single women? Or have they all SIZED you up?
AND STOP SHOUTING! =3
7.Looking For the Write One
Even after all those Dear John letters? =2
8. Allow Myself To Introduce Myself
I've met 'Him' already, who are 'You'? =29. If Ignorance Is Bliss, I Choose Ignorance
Good idea! Now you can Rejoice about this Rejection and not even know why. =310. Fish Fear Me, Women Want Me
(Jeopardy Category: Pair-able, Wear-ables)
BEEP
Foxxfyrre: What are the Shark Diamonds?
Alex Trebek: Oooo, and you were so close too.That would be, for $1000 (or three points)-- What is Fishnet Stockings?
Foxxfyrre: Who writes these Questions? =3Tie-Breaker: My hook is baited! Waiting For a Nibble
Not into sushi, sorry. The nerve of him, to call it a California Roll. =2


Total points for Frank = 23


Now that was just scary.

Congratulations to the winner..... Spinners ! who makes a splashing comeback with 24 points.

2nd place Frank with 23 points and
3rd place Anyhow with 22
Tuna-in for next week's Comeback Challenge Round 48. I'll try to stay away from an animal theme but you just never know what might wash ashore.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm goin' fishin'......
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1 comment:

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

congrats to all especially Spinners

8:19 AM

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