What possessed me to write a competition on Halloween? I don't know but it's been terrifying. I'm not a Halloween person. I don't enjoy the holiday. I don't dress up. I don't go out. I don't answer the door. And I just found ten more reasons to stay home.
Rules for this boolicious edition are found at the bottom of this post. It's time for The Comeback Challenge Round 46. Good luck and don't answer the door.
It might be one of these bachelors.
1. Cheep Date. Won't cost you a cent
2. Wanted: Beauty Deeper Than Skin
3. Love to do any outdoor activitys and being with that special someone drawing and cooking
4. How could you pass me up?
5. My bark is worse than my bite
6. My best feature is my blue eyes they would have to be cause the rest of me is nothing to really look at
7. I can't think of anything lame to say!
8. I won custody of the dog, which was my number one objective
9. There are times that it seems like we're just spinning our wheels and not getting anywhere.Let's go I'm ready!
10. Looking For Someone To Talk Too
Tie-Breaker: I am a former sock model.
1. I've posted ten headlines and/or essay snippets below. Spelling errors are from original profiles and not my own. Write a comedic response to any or all of these.
2. You have until 11:59 pm MONDAY EDT to send in your answers via email. VERY IMPORTANT: Type "Saturday Comeback Challenge" in the subject line and include the name and url of your blog.
3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing humor. I will not post inappropriate or sexually explicit responses. Subtle is good!
4. I will announce the winner in Wednesday's post. You will get a link back to your site, a permanent place in my sidebar, and a winner's badge for your blog --plus untold fame and glory! Mostly untold.
GOOD LUCK!!
GOOD LUCK!!
And congratulations to Lance and Ashley! They got hitched. Gosh. I hope they didn't meet on a dating site. That would totally blow my theory.
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