Ever felt like you were in the Twilight Zone? That's exactly how I felt reading these profiles. You just can't make this up. As soon as I publish this, I'm reaching for the migraine medicine. Trying to wrap my brain around bullfrogs and blinders has caused a cerebral catastrophe. Good luck with these, folks. They're all yours. And please - go ahead and take your meds now. Prepare to be confused. The Rules 1. I've posted ten headlines and/or essay snippets below. Spelling errors are from original profiles and not my own. Write a comedic response to any or all of these. The more you can answer, the better your chance of winning. 2. You have until 11:59 pm MONDAY EDT to send in your answers via email. Type "Saturday Comeback Challenge" in the subject line and include the name and url of your blog. 3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing humor. I won't post inappropriate or sexually explicit responses. Subtle is good! 4. I will announce the winner in Wednesday's post. You will get a link back to your site, a permanent place in my sidebar, and a winner's badge for your blog -plus untold fame and glory! (Mostly untold)
1. My friends and family say I'm like a Cat, fun and inquisitive and always getting into something. I'll try just about anything at lease once.
2. Lonely Trucker looking for a new truckstop
3. Most attractive women I meet seem to bore me.
4. my personality is like a bullfrog in a blinder. As four my match she must be fun and love to get out of the house.
5. Love going to moves going out to eat . love staying in watching moves and cooking for that someone in my life .
6. Let's have a great conservation.
7. I'm Just an Oyster Cracker on the Stew
8. I just came back 2 god.and there is still something missing.
9. I am 45 years old and still kicking. I like moves and outdoors. Somtimes i just like to take a walk to clear my mind. i am getting old and they an't much time. You only live life once so injoy it that is my opine.
10. Fist Time's a Charm
Tie-Breaker: Just a Lovable Little Fuzz Ball
Ouch, that hurt.
8 comments:
:-D lol ... I see what you mean... it's a cracker (no, not an oyster cracker)this week... there seems to be a lot of guys who like to watch moves...
Annelisa - It's so sad, so sad......getting headache again.
These guys can't seriously think they will land a relationship or even a one night stand from this crap, can they??
I am so looking forward to the comebacks for item #10.
Ohh, darnit. You're PG! :-)
Miss Princesse - Not only do they seriously think so, it is standard fodder on most dating sites. I don't even bother with some of the worst ones because they're unprintable and quite honestly, pitiful. It is a sad statement, isn't it?
Lizza dear - PG, yes.
I was thinking violence when I picked #10 but now that you mention it.....oops, I think I'm in trouble. Let me get that delete button ready.
How in god's name can you expect ANY pg answer's to "fist time's a charm" Omg *snarf*
She has high hopes.....she has high hopes......
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