Welcome to Round 24 of the Dating Profiles Saturday Comeback Challenge. It gets more bizarre each week. Today's bachelors have the weirdest hobbies I've ever seen - when they're not comatose. I hope you can make some sense out of this mess! Be brave.
I'll try to go easy on the Bleep button this week.
Or not.
The Rules
1. I've posted ten headlines and/or essay snippets below. Spelling errors are from original profiles and not my own. Write a comedic response to any or all of these. The more you can answer,
the better your chance of winning. Don't forget to answer the Tie-Breaker.
2. You have until 11:59 pm MONDAY EDT to send in your answers via email. Type "Saturday Comeback Challenge" in the subject line and include the name and url of your blog.
3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing humor. I won't post inappropriate or sexually explicit responses. Subtle is good!
4. I will announce the winner in WEDNESDAY'S post. You will get a link back to your site, a permanent place in my sidebar, and a winner's badge for your website -plus untold fame and glory! (Mostly untold)
Stand in line ladies....here they come.
1. (Brace yourselves. This was his entire profile.) "huting fishing looking for treasure looking at flamy backgrend walk in thw wood's seting by the faie place and cuttling and tlack to my lover wen i find heri"
2. I need to hang out with adults not just the guys at the boat dock.
3. Let's go out and play together. How's it going? Thanks for stopping bye.
4. Im a otr truck driver/cowboy when Im not out in the road you will find me on horse back or on the dance floor. Looking for that special lady to spin time with
5. I am the father of two beautiful boys ages 8 and 10 seen in the picture. I am the one in the middle.
6. The woman in my life needs to be confident and strong. I've been choked by vines and have broken free.
7. Currently I am a full time student, and I also work. I am going to school for a doctor in PTA.
8. I like doing all types of verious things.I ride in the wind alot. Its like an eagle soring through the sky. Thats my past and present hobbie.
9. I like standing naked in front of my window and flying kites during thunderstorms...i never wear underwear and i'm not ashamed to repeat that fact to complete strangers on the bus...i wasn't naked when I wrote this.
10. I was in a serious relationship for 8 years but was too afried to tie the not. Maybe things have changed!
TIE-BREAKER: I CANT BELEAVE I AM DOING THIS.BUT HERE I GO.I AM A FAIMLY ORREANTED MAN WITH OLD FASTION VEIWS.LOOKING FOR A WOMEN I CAN TRUST WITH MY HART AND SOLE.
6 comments:
I always run out out of humor or steam by the time of your deadline...maybe 'cause it competes w/ a Washington Post deadline. Oh well. This Monday night I'll running out of more than steam.....prepping for a colonoscopy!
Pawlie - Good luck on Monday! Maybe you should try a little comic relief. It might be nice to wake up from the anesthesia and learn you've won the Challenge!
Maybe.....it could happen!
And about that deadline.
That's a no-brainer. Washington Post deadline or my Comeback Challenge.....hmmm.....
I am definitely going to have to try my hand at this again one of these days - perhaps next week when I remember to check in here earlier and have some time to think about the comebacks. After all, you've got some high-caliber wits participating in this thing and that's not a battle I'm willing to go into unprepared!
Linda - I hope you bring your own high-caliber wit back here and play soon!
ARGGGGGGGGGG I FORGOT TO SEND IN MY ANSWERS!!!!!!!
oh poo
Bond! What were you thinking?
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