Welcome to Round 23 of the Saturday Comeback Challenge. Last week's competition was very close for 2nd and 3rd place. The comedic Sp1nners swept points away with a 4 point lead and won the competition. Last I heard he had just signed an agreement to appear on Letterman next week. Sunrunner and Anyhow were in a tight race. Newcomer Sunrunner (Ian Healy's wife) placed 2nd by answering the TieBreaker. I hope you like the new scoring system. It is easier and fairer for me to give each individual answer a score and it also showcases each contestant's individual talent.
Let's get started! All I can say is that this week's bachelors are a bit nutty.
The Rules
1. I've posted ten headlines and/or essay snippets below. Spelling errors are from original profiles and not my own. Write a comedic response to any or all of these. The more you can answer, the better your chance of winning.
2. You have until 11:59 pm MONDAY EDT to send in your answers via email. Type "Saturday Comeback Challenge" in the subject line and include the name and url of your blog.
3. I try to keep this as family-friendly as possible without sacrificing humor. I won't post inappropriate or sexually explicit responses. Subtle is good!
4. I will announce the winner in WEDNESDAY'S post. You will get a link back to your site, a permanent place in my sidebar, and a winner's badge for your website -plus untold fame and glory! (Mostly untold)
1. I am very concerned with trying to keep myself in good fiscal and spiritual shape I believe this help in keeping life more enjoyable.
2. High My Name is Dave.
3. I work a lot, but when I am not working I like to travel and meet new people and see new places. So far I have been to about 27 counties.
4. I enjoy the humor and everyday situations life offers, especially laughing at myself; putting my underwear on backwards only to realize while driving to work as passersby are starring at me.
5. I am very cuddlable, once you start you can't stop.
6. I am a little red neck, but i know the differance between a salad fork and a spoon.
7. ALOVIN FATHER RAISIN MY KIDS
8. I am recently heartbroke, but don't let that scare you away. I don't believe in that rebound girl crap. I have always believed when you get thrown from a horse, you get right back on. I am not a prettyboy.
9. I need some meat on my woman's bones.
10. I lost the spark that I used to have cause I've been burned to many times. Im ready to spark again but just waiting for someone to ignight my heart.
TIE-BREAKER: Me, out of shape? Round is a shape.
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