I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
"I am searching for a life partner. I am flexible and want to be needed. Life hurts sometimes, want a partner to pick each other up when the waves get ruff. Want real person. are you out there?"
Dear Drifter....." You don't need a life partner. You need a lifeboat. I haven't been knocked down by a barking ocean wave in some time, but if it happens I'll keep you in mind. And no, I am not a real person....but you certainly are out there.
4 comments:
You know how Rose just let Jack freeze to death...yep, I'd probably do the same.
I say he needs a blow up doll...
Ruff! Ruff!
Why do I get a feeling that his life "brings him down" or has "rough waves" a lot?
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