I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
"I want someone who loves public display's of affection because that is me, also someone who loves the outdoors, and doing things on the spur of the moment like jumping in the car."
Didn't your parents ever teach you not to jump on the bed? What makes you think I want to jump in your car? That would certainly be a public display.
9 comments:
He must have horrible shocks! And by that I mean to decrease the bouncing of the car, not that things surprise him terribly!
Jumping in the car just isn't that exciting. I went and tried it. I bumped my head.
One person drives with the door open. If you are lucky you get in the car, if not run over by it. Sounds like a great game
wanderinggirl...It's shocking all right.
Simon...Thanks for visiting!
Nice to see you again, Orhan.
Lee...that must have been quite painful. Mimi is sorry she inspired you to hurt yourself.
Lee...that must have been quite painful. Mimi is sorry she inspired you to hurt yourself.
Bud....Do you have first hand experience with these kinds of dates? Please advise. Inquiring minds want to know.
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