I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
"Single guy looking for someone who is comfortable sitting at home or going out. Someone not worried about whether people see them dirty. My likes are wide." Well.....To itch his own.
5 comments:
Anonymous
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I almost spewed my coffee at your comeback, Mimi. Great one!
I can't believe people actually write this stuff. I'm surprised the guy didn't go ahead and say he wants a woman who is kindergarten educated and likes to breathe.
5 comments:
I almost spewed my coffee at your comeback, Mimi. Great one!
I can't believe people actually write this stuff. I'm surprised the guy didn't go ahead and say he wants a woman who is kindergarten educated and likes to breathe.
mmmmm....dirty women; every man's dream.
He might like me right after I work out. Trust me, it ain't pretty.
His likes are wide...is that double-wide?
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