I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
Howdy Missy Mimi. I guess you aint a-gonna ask me to come callin' on you so I'm gonna saddle up and move on. Ma says I can put that bath-time back to the spring now i'm single agin. And I don't need to buy me thet second set of underwear.
to go riding."
7 comments:
on his water-motorcycle?
It could have been worse; he could have been a riding instructor who like going to dives in his spare time.
Howdy Missy Mimi. I guess you aint a-gonna ask me to come callin' on you so I'm gonna saddle up and move on. Ma says I can put that bath-time back to the spring now i'm single agin. And I don't need to buy me thet second set of underwear.
wandering girl.....NO KIDDING! What a stitch.
Bazza.....Ha ha ha.
Hold your horses, cowboy. Meet me at the old post on Mimi Writes tomorrow noon.
I think I'm in love with this one. Diving and riding?! Too good to be true. Must be ugly.
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