I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
Now, boys.....play purty. And anyway, Lonesome, what would yer Ma say? And why am I suddently misspelling words? Snap out of it, Mimi! I'm going out today to do some shopping. I have a strange compulsion to buy boots. When I come back I hope you two have worked out your differences. May the best cowboy win.
There's just nothing quite like a man that's too lazy to hit the spell check button. After all, it does require so much extra effort. We wouldn't want him to strain a muscle.
Wandering Girl and Nicole......HA HA HA. Actually, it probably took quite a bit of effort to misspell this many words. Let's give him some credit. Shall we?
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Hey, Cowboy, back off. I found her fusrt!
Now, boys.....play purty.
And anyway, Lonesome, what would yer Ma say? And why am I suddently misspelling words?
Snap out of it, Mimi! I'm going out today to do some shopping. I have a strange compulsion to buy boots. When I come back I hope you two have worked out your differences.
May the best cowboy win.
Wanted: Spell Checker!
Smooth sailing. Sheesh *shakes her head in disbelief* Everyone knows cowboys don't sail. I say it's false advertising.
There's just nothing quite like a man that's too lazy to hit the spell check button. After all, it does require so much extra effort. We wouldn't want him to strain a muscle.
Hi Orhan! Appreciate your visit. Definitely need spell checker here.
Wandering Girl and Nicole......HA HA HA.
Actually, it probably took quite a bit of effort to misspell this many words. Let's give him some credit. Shall we?
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