I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
I just hate those on-again, off-again relationships.
9 comments:
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howdy miss mimi. I’m just a lonesome guy looking for a lady to love. You are real hard on us guys so give us brake. Oh sure I advertise my own self in the Hiccup Times local papey but I aint never found no Lady as pretty as you are an all.. I’m deecent and hard working and I goe to church reglar every Sunday. At least I will until Ma passes over but I don’t mind it too mutch. Revrend Tully he says if my brains was made of dynamite they wouldn’t blow my hat off but hes only fooling around. So what Im saying is how about you an me? If your willin to try me I can travel any wheres you just say that word and tell me where to find you. Don’t tell Ma she don’t kneed to know…..till then sugar.
Blimey, Mimi! That looks like an offer you can't refuse. Trouble is, he would probably bring Ma along. Unless she's 'passed over'. And even then I'm not so sure.....
Bazza and Gale....I do believe I might have to ask Scarlett about my cowboy friend when I see her on Sunday. She would know all about that. Anyway, he's a mysterious cowboy for sure.
9 comments:
howdy miss mimi. I’m just a lonesome guy looking for a lady to love. You are real hard on us guys so give us brake. Oh sure I advertise my own self in the Hiccup Times local papey but I aint never found no Lady as pretty as you are an all.. I’m deecent and hard working and I goe to church reglar every Sunday. At least I will until Ma passes over but I don’t mind it too mutch. Revrend Tully he says if my brains was made of dynamite they wouldn’t blow my hat off but hes only fooling around. So what Im saying is how about you an me? If your willin to try me I can travel any wheres you just say that word and tell me where to find you. Don’t tell Ma she don’t kneed to know…..till then sugar.
go for it Mimi.
go for it Mimi.
Dear Mr. Cowboy,
I'm smitten.
wanderinggirlfriend....you are too funny.
Blimey, Mimi! That looks like an offer you can't refuse. Trouble is, he would probably bring Ma along. Unless she's 'passed over'. And even then I'm not so sure.....
Mimi, I think you've dun met your match in ole cowboy advertizer. What a stitch!
Bazza and Gale....I do believe I might have to ask Scarlett about my cowboy friend when I see her on Sunday.
She would know all about that. Anyway, he's a mysterious cowboy for sure.
Wow, nothing attracts me more than a man who misquotes Shakespeare.
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