Imagine my surprise when I ran across this profile headline from a 32 year old stock broker.
"I have a handful of ninjas want to see?"
Did this segue into something original and relevant?
No.
Was it a prelude to a cyberkiss?
No.
Did a clever punchline whisper sweet ninja-nothings in my ear?
Thrice, no.
With a dirge in his heart and a ten-foot sword in his pocket, he simply concluded, "looking for someone I can be myself with."
For once, I'm speechless.
4 comments:
YOU CAN'T PROMISE TO HAVE NINJAS AND THEN NOT HAVE NINJAS! THAT IS NOT COOL. THIS BACHELOR ANGERS ME. HENCE THE ALL CAPS!
Nate Smith
http://nateisablog.blogspot.com
Oh, is THAT what we're calling it these days? I bet he calls it his ninja when he's in front of a computer screen in a dark room... eeeeewwwwwww, creepy!
Calm down, Nate. I wouldn't mess with a guy who has multiple ninjas if I were you.
Okay, I will calm down, but I am not too worried. I don't think that guy actually has ninjas.
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