I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
I think he's really balancing that other six pack on top of his gut. He probably has one of those t-shirts on that says "This isn't a beer gut... It's the gas tank for my love machine."
Lizza....I'm having one of those "staircase wit" moments GEM talks about. My comeback after "Look what you almost missed" should have simply been, "Don't look twice, ladies."
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Hahaha! This is one whose pic I'd like to see. Two six packs, indeed!
I think he's really balancing that other six pack on top of his gut. He probably has one of those t-shirts on that says "This isn't a beer gut... It's the gas tank for my love machine."
Lizza....I'm having one of those "staircase wit" moments GEM talks about. My comeback after "Look what you almost missed" should have simply been, "Don't look twice, ladies."
Oh please, girl, tell me there is no such T shirt!!!
Hmmm....a six pack in the fridge eh? I'm tempted, I'm tempted.
It is a shirt. I've seen it. I only wish I had my camera with me when I saw it. I might have been busy throwing up a little in my mouth though.
That's a good one! I think there's a better chance of winning Powerball than finding a six-pack on that guy.
To that I'd say: sorry buddy, I don't like beer that much. :)
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