Bachelor #40 Your mama never told you this fairy tale

Tender tense tales, contextual wrecks, homogeneous mysteries, spliced gender gaps of epic proportions, unexplained -and unparalleled- identity transformations that would make a psychiatrist weep.......what does it matter? We've got it all here, folks.

This MALE snoozing beauty, in search of a lass between the ages of 25 and 35, is in hot pursuit of his "princes." And that's not all.
He apparently knows exactly where they lie sleeping.

"Looking for my princes. Enjoying every adventure together My ideal mate would be someone who we both find sactuary in."

Allow me.

Princess Charming......Meet Prince Alarming.

I think she's in for a surprise.

Shh......let's just let her sleep.