The Comeback Challenge Results ~ Round 49Sugar On An Ant Hill

Can someone say insane? Goofballs, fire ants, and fresh water swimming? All in one blog post? I can't take anymore. Men are insane. The women, however, have proven to be very clever. Three women battled it out for the title of clever jokester of the week. Inspired by Linda from Connecticut to bring their A game to the table this week and "bring it" they did. Their mission? To unseat the men. Outwit them. Outsmart them. Out them. Did they? Here are the results....... Remember: Spelling errors from original profiles and are not my own. Contestant answers are in RED. Comebacks are judged on a 3-point scale. The highest possible score for any contestant is 30. Somebody scored a perfect game this week! Contestant #1 from The Big Leather Couch in Memphis, Tennessee 1." Don't Read This (Just Kidding)" TOO LATE .... =2 2. "Goof Ball Wants a Goof Girl" May I suggest the side-show at the carnival? =1 3. "My Door Was Made To Be Opened" What opens, must close - SLAM =3 4. "Jump In The Ocean With Me!" Only if you hold this cement block as you do =2 5. "I Love Public Intimacy" If we stand on the street corner and I lean in close and whisper "a$$hole" into your ear and then push you in front of a bus, is that intimate enough? =2 6. "I'm Not a Gynecologolist But I'll Look" And I am not a Geolocolist but I will slam my legs closed and crush your head into pebbles if you do =2 7. "If There's No Wind Let's Drift" Why don't you just blow =3 8. "Do You Like Stuff?" I'll stuff you like a turkey and roast you in my oven...how's that? =2 9. "Wandering Goofball" Did you wander in from bachelor #2? =3 10. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" Only if you lie down on this colony of red ants... =2 Tie-Breaker: "I've been told all kinds of things about me, But mostly about how handsome and very attractive I am" Mom's can really make you feel good, can't they? =3

Total points for Mr. Bond = 22

Contestant #2 from Singapore Anyhow Blogs 1." Don't Read This (Just Kidding)" Ok. (As you instructed, I didn't read "Just Kidding") =3 2. "Goof Ball Wants a Goof Girl" Stop goofing around and find a real pick up line. =3 3. "My Door Was Made To Be Opened" You're just gonna get slammed in the face with a line like that. =2 4. "Jump In The Ocean With Me!" Ok. You first. =3 5. "I Love Public Intimacy" You pervert. Stop spying on other people's love affairs! =1 6. "I'm Not a Gynecologolist But I'll Look" I don't like people poking their noses into my business. =1 7. "If There's No Wind Let's Drift" Haven't you heard of this amazing invention called the engine? =2 8. "Do You Like Stuff?" Yeah. Too bad you're not part of it. =3 9. "Wandering Goofball" I think he meant "Wandering Golfball", in which case, he'll probably get stuck in a bunker soon. =1 10. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" Sure. But first, why don't you stand there over that innocent looking ant hill? =2 Tie-Breaker: "I've been told all kinds of things about me, But mostly about how handsome and very attractive I am" Your friends are good liars. =3 Total points for Anyhow = 21 points Contestant #3 Frank from Foxxfyrre's Honk 'n Hollr 1." Don't Read This (Just Kidding)" Didn't (No joke) =3 2. "Goof Ball Wants a Goof Girl" Goof Girl wants Invisible Man. I still see you. =2 3. "My Door Was Made To Be Opened" Deadbeat with Deadbolt equals Dead End. =3 4. "Jump In The Ocean With Me!" I've got to watch my salt intake, but there is a freshwater lake close by if you want a head start. =3 5. "I Love Public Intimacy" Pepe Le Pew: Oohh la la! Mon Cherie. I can't wait to feast on your bounty, Mwa mwa mwa. Sylvester: Stupid skunk, I'm cat. And a male cat to boot. They'll do anything for some stray....Oooooo! The French! =3 6. "I'm Not a Gynecologolist But I'll Look" Hey! No window shopping! =3 7. "If There's No Wind Let's Drift" More driftwood in a murky bog doesn't a date make. =2 8. "Do You Like Stuff?" Diamonds are a girl's best friend. =2 9. "Wandering Goofball" You're getting on my Nerf's. =3 10. "Pour Some Sugar On Me"

K. Feel Special now? *Flake* =3 Tie-Breaker: "I've been told all kinds of things about me, But mostly about how handsome and very attractive I am" Another frog having Princely pipe dreams. =1 Total points = 27 points Contestant #4 Asara's Mental Meanderings in Michigan and her first ever Comeback Challenge competition! She's awesome.

1." Don't Read This (Just Kidding)" I won't! (and I'm not) =3 2. "Goof Ball Wants a Goof Girl" I'm really more of a Mickey kind of girl! =2 3. "My Door Was Made To Be Opened" Mine was made to locked, to keep guys like you out. =2 4. "Jump In The Ocean With Me!" You first! =3 5. "I Love Public Intimacy" So does Paul Reubens, but I'm not dating HIM either. =2 6. "I'm Not a Gynecologolist But I'll Look" I'll look too, in my dictionary to see if I can figure out what exactly a "gynecologolist" is. Maybe my gynecologist knows! =3 7. "If There's No Wind Let's Drift" If there's no wind, I haven't eaten enough beans. =1 8. "Do You Like Stuff?" Sometimes. I can tell you right now, you haven't got the right stuff, baby. =2 9. "Wandering Goofball" Oh, you look lost! There's a map at the top of this invisible ladder. =3 10. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" You ain't my Special K! =3 Tie-Breaker: "I've been told all kinds of things about me, But mostly about how handsome and very attractive I am" You must be friends with a lot of compulsive liars! =3 Total points for Asara = 24 Contestant #5 from 1." Don't Read This (Just Kidding)" I won't - not kidding! =3 2. "Goof Ball Wants a Goof Girl" Sane girl wants sane guy so I guess I'll just keep looking! =3 3. "My Door Was Made To Be Opened" Good thing because I'd hate to have to break it down to get out of here! =2 4. "Jump In The Ocean With Me!" You go first, I'll watch from my car - as I'm driving away. =3 5. "I Love Public Intimacy" I love the fact that there is a State Statute that will put you in jail for that sort of thing which might offer you the chance for some unwanted private intimacy! =2 6. "I'm Not a Gynecologolist But I'll Look" I'm not a proctologist either but I'm pretty sure you have your head up your $%&! =3 7. "If There's No Wind Let's Drift" I bet you blow a lot of girls away with that line. =3 8. "Do You Like Stuff?" Sure, especially the kind of stuff where I get up and leave you sitting here wondering why you're still alone and just not quite getting it. =2 9. "Wandering Goofball" Allow me to introduce you to Bachelor #2! =3 10. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" Even that isn't going to sweeten you up enough for my liking. =2 Tie-Breaker: "I've been told all kinds of things about me, But mostly about how handsome and very attractive I am" Have they also told you how very conceited and stuck up you are? =2 Total points for Linda = 26 Contestant #6 My Life As We Think I Know It in Michigan 1." Don't Read This (Just Kidding)" Too late =2 2. "Goof Ball Wants a Goof Girl" Please be sterile =3 3. "My Door Was Made To Be Opened" That explains the flies buzzing around your head =2 4. "Jump In The Ocean With Me!" okay but I get the oxegen tank =2 5. "I Love Public Intimacy" So you're an exhibitionist without a date, that's scary =3 6. "I'm Not a Gynecologolist But I'll Look" I'm not an assassin but I'll shoot =2 7. "If There's No Wind Let's Drift" Is this a fart joke? Grow up! =1 8. "Do You Like Stuff?" Do you like rejection? =3 9. "Wandering Goofball" More like "mental midget" =2 10. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" Okay (releases fire ants at the same time) =2 Tie-Breaker: "I've been told all kinds of things about me, But mostly about how handsome and very attractive I am" So you're saying that it's easy to lie to your face =3

Total points for Spinners = 22

Contestant #7 from Tarheel Ramblings in North CarolinaFirst time player! Great job, Lee! 1." Don't Read This (Just Kidding)" Read THIS...and I'm NOT kidding! =2 2. "Goof Ball Wants a Goof Girl" Try Disney World, maybe Goofy has a sister. =3 3. "My Door Was Made To Be Opened" The one in your head where your brain is supposed to go? =2 4. "Jump In The Ocean With Me!" Right. You and all the other sharks. =2 5. "I Love Public Intimacy" I heard there was a flasher in the neighborhood! =3 6. "I'm Not a Gynecologolist But I'll Look" I said I was looking for a geologist to look at my schist and shale, moron. =3 7. "If There's No Wind Let's Drift" He said after the dinner of burritos and beans. =1 8. "Do You Like Stuff?" Yes, and turkey and cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie and... =2 9. "Wandering Goofball" Follow that other guy to Disney World and at least you won't get lost. =2 10. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" Are you saying you're a sour puss? =1 Tie-Breaker: "I've been told all kinds of things about me, But mostly about how handsome and very attractive I am" That was the day you were visiting the school for the blind, wasn't it? =2

Total points for Lee = 21 < Contestant #8 from Polliwogs Pond 1." Don't Read This (Just Kidding)" Do reply to me! (Just Kidding) =3 2. "Goof Ball Wants a Goof Girl" Sorry goof ball, I AM a goof girl, but I only date goof boys. What you need is a goof mitt. =2 3. "My Door Was Made To Be Opened" And my door was made to be closed. Buh-bye now! =3 4. "Jump In The Ocean With Me!" Dude, my parents took me to see JAWS when I was 7. I don't do Oceans, and I don't do you either. =3 5. "I Love Public Intimacy" That's cool, I love a good public flogging! =2 6. "I'm Not a Gynecologolist But I'll Look" Funny, I am a urologist. Looks like I might need my magnifying glass for you though. =3 7. "If There's No Wind Let's Drift" Could you just please drift away from me now and save us both time? =3 8. "Do You Like Stuff?" Oh my ever-loving word! For the love of all that's holy, do you have ANY idea who I am? I am Polliwog of Polliwog's Pond. My middle name is "Stuff." And if you don't bring me a boatload of stuff, you can kiss dating me goodbye. =3 9. "Wandering Goofball" 'Kay, I'm not understanding the glut of you goofballs in the personals this week. But I'm getting really angry an annoyed about it. My God! You are round, with no arms and legs! Go wander somewhere else and leave me the hell alone! =3 10. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" I would if you actually were the lead singer of Def Leppard. But you aren’t are you? You're one of those goofballs again! Roll away now before I pour something else on you! =2 Tie-Breaker: "I've been told all kinds of things about me, But mostly about how handsome and very attractive I am" Hey, I know you don't I? Yeah, I do. You have a blog called ____________. You blogger boys are worse than those goofballs. DeleteReplyForwardSpamMove... =2 Total points for Polli = 26

A perfect score!

Frank with 28 points! and Linda from Are We There Yet? with 26 points! Thanks for the challenge to the challengers, Linda.You all played a hysterically funny game this week.