October 1, 2006

Bachelor #92 "Don't fry bacon naked. Been there."

Readers! We have just discovered the tasty meaning behind Bachelor # 88's headline! Apparently, this lucky gentleman was there and saw the whole thing.

5 comments:

Bazza said...

I think there is a hidden agenda in this guy's ad. Metaphorically speaking, the spitting fat of life's frying pan has pierced this man to the quick. The experience has left him wiser but damaged. And now he is offering to nobley share his damaged self with the women of the world but merely asks for understanding. And ointment.

gem said...

The spitting fat of life's frying pan has pierced him to the quick? Lord, lord that's a knee-slapper, bazza. Too, too funny, mims, what you are bringing out in these men who read your blog.

Mimi Lenox said...

I know, Gem. It's a scary thing.

Bazza....your wayward wit never ceases to amaze me. "And ointment." Hysterical.

WanderingGirl said...

Geeze, and I was just thinking "he was probably drunk. And wanted bacon." I don't read nearly enough into these things!!!

Mimi Lenox said...

Hey Wandering Girl.
Bazza does have a way of making me stop and think sometimes! Not to worry. I'd rather not think about some of these toooooo long!