I'm allergic to online dating.
Ergo, this site was born. Welcome to my spoofy blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry. A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed
and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single.
I... What the?! How do they come up with lines like this? I'd say I'm speechless, but clearly I'm not. Floored is a good word, though.
If that's the best writing, I wouldn't like to see the person. The only word that comes to mind is NEXT
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